Jyobi

Im tryna show up y'all are just attending

Does Porter Robinson need to play on an NES? Probably not.

Did I make it play for NES anyway? Absolutely!

Ugh you're telling me that people are smoking?

Like, burning organic matter??

Organic. Like, pissed on???

See unlike me who exclusively smokes turbo synthesized quadruple quantum kickflipped RGB gamer THC delta 420 ass blaster "Liquid"™.

Kids these days...

Problem: too much liquor in my cup.

Solution: drink it all.

Future issues: not my fuckin problem

Took one of the worst shits of my life

@jyobi.bsky.social

Took one of the best shits of my life

The thing about Meteora is you listen to it and it's good. Then you listen to Minutes to Midnight ahd realize this is what you wanted from Meteora

Minutes to Midnight is better than Meteora

First they replaced my oxygen with swag. Now they have changed my swag out for rizz. I can't breathe im drowning

Just got out of the hospital. Im never spelling icup again

I only fuck if it's relevant to the plot

Happy gay month gaylords. Go do crime

Bro how are they making downy ads still. Its detergent you shouldn't have THIS much to say about it

Would you still love me if I shit my pants in the 7/11 but not the main 7/11 we go to where they know us but the one on the other side of town that we went to 6 months ago on our way back from that hike we took

I hope the girl reading this has a good day. Fuck the rest of yall

Bingus bungus fungus amongus dungus longus pingas

Thank you

Some of yall never been to pen island and it shows

Im not mentally ill, im sick with it and im just showing off at this point

Some days I think I should use this app more (kinda fun to just slap insane shit out there) then I remember my ass is fat and I should just stay logged out lmao

Believe the hype: they/them pussy will in fact ruin your life.

10/10 would go again

Been going through all of Kendrick again recently everything still hits.GNX is top of the list cause i listened to Luther off it for 2 days straight LOL

February 5x5

Broke boi asked if he could hold a dollar. I speedran the rest of his life and backwards long jumped his ass to an early grave

I have finally stopped procrastinating and check out Tyler the Creator and i am a fool for not doing so aooner

January 5x5

I keep that mf thang on me 😤😤🤧

Me and the work homies have been getting really into beyblades. I keep mine in my fanny pack and i feel like an anime protagonist ready to let it rip against anyone who comes across my way

The long stare as she looks, wanting, hoping, praying that the pb would come her way.

Sometimes when I take a dump its kinda like I'm playing my own version of squid game