Scuti Stephenson

I'm gonna sue! >:(

Why in the name of the stars does boss force me to be on a cooking show with Chujin's old robot...

I didn't even make him! Why not put me on with the one I made??

I'M NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT COOKING! X(

WAIT

WHY IS THAT PHONE FLOATING!?

He just sits there like that for like, hours.

And he like argues with his couch and tells it to "get a job," and occasionally turns to a side of his room and just shrugs like there's an audience there, but, there's literally just a wall.

It's kinda weird, not gonna lie.

I hope the next episode falls down here soon... X(

I've just been playing the first over and over again...

I also run a couple of... erm... illegitimate servers for some of the online games we find!

Minecrap, Smashing Fighters...

Oh! And Jermacraft!

I love Jermacraft!

But, I always felt bad about getting something for free that the human had to pay for...

So!

I wrap up around 100G for each game I "crack," and I plan to donate it to human charities when we become free!

...whenever that's going to happen. X(

But, obviously, a lot of the games we recover particularly usually have "DRM" of some kind.

Young programmers here actually sometimes break human DRM for fun or to test ourselves!

I've been playing MultiVerZ 2 lately and it reminded me to tell you guys about something I do!

A lot of the games and media we get in the Underground are recovered from old harddrives that aren't water damaged.

Laser discs used to be pretty common, but, those became less so after the 2010s.

So, humans...

Is it true that your restaurants have "unlimited" bread sticks???

If only we could reach a post-scarcity society...

Well, at least she wasn't as bad as December's mom.

I think she joined the cultists??? She doesn't really talk about it much.

My mom wouldn't have really done that because they don't believe in money.

That was kind of a... deal breaker for her...

I wonder what my name sake means?..

I mean, it was at one time the-...

okay i just realized as I typed.

Mom can't help but get a few licks in on me even beyond the grave, haha. XP

Oh! When I wrote this, I never really gave an example.

My aunt Rigel, as they say, "burned really brightly," but also... erm... snuffed out before my 12th birthday.

A bunch of crazy stories. Might tell you guys one day!

I need to check on the facility before I do anything else, though.

I spent so much time with my friends today that I forgot to eat!

Well, I didn't FORGET to eat, but, I forgot to eat as much as I normally do, I guess??? XP

Guess boss would be proud of me???? XD

UUUUGH. X(

MY FILESYSTEM DOESN'T SUPPORT UPLOADING IMAGES!

Okay, well, scratch that.

What??

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Here's a pic of my pet rocks!! :)

Tumbler Sexy Man's my favorite, but don't tell him. He's spoiled enough as is! X)

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I guess there's something to be said that my clan being so into stars helped ignite my hobby for astronomy, but, I'd prefer to learn the real scientific facts of the universe over some lie we tell ourselves to make us seem important.

Learning and teaching makes me feel way more important.

But, obviously, Asgore stopped relying on us after we... erm... couldn't see the stars anymore! XD

And, he dropped mysticism and augury all together about 200 years ago when Royal Sciences was founded.

We were sealed long before my namesake was discovered, but we carry on the tradition using human catalogued stars.

Apparently, we also predicted troop movements during the Human-Monster War using the stars, if you believe that hocus.

Hey! Humans! Public service announcement!

My name is NOT a "name pun." >:(

My... erm... "clan" names their children after stars! It apparently prophecies how their life is going to go in some way.

The closest I am to that is reading Ms. Alphys' notes on SOUL energy.

It's very strange that a human SOUL can exist outside the body, and has a physical essence of sorts.

I've only ever saw one.

I'm not a biology major though.

It's really odd because monsters and humans ate foods of both types even just 1,000 years ago before the war.

Perhaps evolution is to blame?

Monsters do develop secondary characteristics very fast in comparison to other forms of life on account of magic...

So, erm...

I've been... "studying" human food for a potential reality where we're on the surface.

There are a couple of side effects.

I'm honestly surprised that crazy soda jerk hasn't killed people...

They will NEVER take my babies away! >:(

Oh!

Yeah. It probably was pretty cool!

I mean... I thought he was kind of annoying, too, but not that annoying...

Him... falling into the lava?