Nicabod Crane

Cucumber Melon

Make selling coochie great again

The car or the horseman

I probably would order some just to put on some sandwich bread and cheese

As an Arby’s connoisseur, I am not trying those steak nuggets

I think they be feeling like they’re calling plays for their favorite sports team low key

They get extra loud and gesturous.

I fully understand. Especially during a rush

😭😭🤣😂

"And make sure those fries are fresh. Just go ahead and drop them in the fryer now"

And they always love when somebody calls them while they wear it

Fr I really want to ask them “Let me get a number 2 with extra cheese”

Be looking like they’re working the drive thru

Old black men ain’t never gonna let that one blue tooth headphone with the long ass mic go.

Yes, because IT DOES!!!!!!!!

leave it in while we cuddle 🫶🏾

Screenshot of meowth in the Pokémon anime in a cave with text saying “if you sleep when it’s feeezing like this you might never wake up again!”

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing team rocket with scratch marks on their faces with meowth saying “We have to stay awake no matter what.”

Screenshot of team rocket in the Pokémon anime turning to look at something

Screenshot of jigglypuff looking at Team Rocket from the cave entrance about to use sing to put them to sleep

Someone said “he lost the battle the black and white way.”

Cartoon network kids most likely grew up with depression but amazing sense of humor

Disney Kids have terrible main character syndrome and were most likely theatre kids who grew up to be obsessed with musicals

Nickelodeon Kids most likely got some type of arrest record and a more than 1 BM/BD

Yep get the brooms ready

Making French toast in a long while did heal me

Happy 35th Anniversary to "Sensitivity" 🔥

🗣Come on, let me show you just what you need, honey....

Ralph 😍 #NE4Ever

Derrick getting caught because he probably left the toilet seat up

Quiet as it’s kept… These kids wanna learn cursive & understand analog clocks. They wanna play CDs, tapes, records, etc. They wanna know what a typewriter feels like. They actually wanna know what your old ass has to do to find information “back in the day”. They don’t envy it but they wanna know

THANK YOU

Absolutely not.