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Christina, Puta Gorda

@putawvcha.bsky.social

I will tell you three things. First, I’m annoying. Second, the owls are not what they seem. Third, it’s 4:20 somewhere.

11 Followers  |  11 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 12.01.2025
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Posts by Christina, Puta Gorda (@putawvcha.bsky.social)

Diane, it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n roll. It’s also a long way to the end of grieving a sweet soul that shouldn’t have been lost. But we won’t see the end if we don’t start.

19.03.2025 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Diane, I need to smoke some more weed before I wash the dishes.

09.03.2025 15:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do we reckon it’s a good time to put out the porch furniture?

07.03.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Diane, today seems to be a great spring cleaning day, however the horrors of work persist. Tomorrow will be the day.

07.03.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s 6:48 AM and it seems like a good time to clean my kitchen

07.03.2025 11:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hehehe

06.03.2025 17:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*now meaning currently I am the fat bitch again (I’m working on it) but people be developing fast feelies over text before actually meeting 🙅🏻‍♀️ that shit’s weird man, maybe you should try to talk to a man about your feelings and see if you develop those fast feelies 🙄 what are we, 15?

06.03.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sir, I don’t know how “I collect hats and sports memorabilia” went over your head, but I am a lesbian.

06.03.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Diane, why is it that when you offer friendship to a male, they try to make it something more?

I never dealt with this until I was 23 and finally cute after being the fat kid all my life. Now*, I offer to be an ear for someone and then it comes out: “I’m lonely and I miss having someone” 🙄

06.03.2025 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Going to treat BlueSky as Diane, the tape recorder from Twin Peaks to document my intrusive thoughts.

06.03.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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11.02.2025 17:52 — 👍 19118    🔁 4931    💬 368    📌 239

Is this the new social media now?

20.01.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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