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not much food for brain slugs in there

13.11.2025 06:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Digital sketch of Geralt in the process of inking.

Digital sketch of Geralt in the process of inking.

Same old

13.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 60    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
Cartoon of two Greek heroes portrayed in Hollywood movies, Theseus and Perseus, wearing skimpy chitons over their muscular bodies. Perseus is holding a tiny amphora and lifting his chiton up, showing his butt to Theseus, who stands behind him. "Why do they call this olive lube extra virgin, bro?" asks Perseus playfully, "More like ex virgin, amirite?" "Right on, bro!" says Theseus, raising his chiton to show a massive boner.

Cartoon of two Greek heroes portrayed in Hollywood movies, Theseus and Perseus, wearing skimpy chitons over their muscular bodies. Perseus is holding a tiny amphora and lifting his chiton up, showing his butt to Theseus, who stands behind him. "Why do they call this olive lube extra virgin, bro?" asks Perseus playfully, "More like ex virgin, amirite?" "Right on, bro!" says Theseus, raising his chiton to show a massive boner.

Perseus & Theseus: Extra Virgin (1)

25.01.2025 15:06 — 👍 548    🔁 86    💬 2    📌 0
Drawing of Hercules, of The Legendary Journeys TV show fame, naked save for his open vest and sporting a huge boner. On his shoulder he's holding a large amphora. 
"Hercules, look! It's the hydra!" shouts Iolaus offscreen. "Wait, where are you going? Is that olive oil? Oh for fu--"
"Hold tight, Iolaus!" says Hercules. "I'll be back in a minute! Okay, maybe five minutes. Half hour if you join me. The hydra ain't going nowhere!"

Drawing of Hercules, of The Legendary Journeys TV show fame, naked save for his open vest and sporting a huge boner. On his shoulder he's holding a large amphora. "Hercules, look! It's the hydra!" shouts Iolaus offscreen. "Wait, where are you going? Is that olive oil? Oh for fu--" "Hold tight, Iolaus!" says Hercules. "I'll be back in a minute! Okay, maybe five minutes. Half hour if you join me. The hydra ain't going nowhere!"

Hercules: The Legendary Horny

10.05.2025 15:25 — 👍 275    🔁 50    💬 1    📌 1
Drawing of Sam Wilson standing with his back to us, wearing only white socks, looking over the shoulder. Beside him, Bucky Barnes is kneeling, naked except for a collar. "Our therapist said we gotta work on team building!" says Bucky, cum dripping from his chin.

Drawing of Sam Wilson standing with his back to us, wearing only white socks, looking over the shoulder. Beside him, Bucky Barnes is kneeling, naked except for a collar. "Our therapist said we gotta work on team building!" says Bucky, cum dripping from his chin.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

23.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 245    🔁 44    💬 1    📌 0
Drawing of Dean Winchester shamelessly splayed naked on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s crotch, nearly touching the balls. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, absentmindedly caressing his turgid cock with a ring at the base. “Put your magic fingers to my magic spot, I got a magic trick to show you. It’s called a week’s load.”

Drawing of Dean Winchester shamelessly splayed naked on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s crotch, nearly touching the balls. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, absentmindedly caressing his turgid cock with a ring at the base. “Put your magic fingers to my magic spot, I got a magic trick to show you. It’s called a week’s load.”

Supernatural: Magic Fingers

01.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 297    🔁 57    💬 2    📌 0
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, showing Captain’s unruly crotch hair. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is firmly grasping his cock with a dirty torn sock over it, stained with semen. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Daddy gonna stuff his sock in your mouth and his cock in your ass.”

Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, showing Captain’s unruly crotch hair. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is firmly grasping his cock with a dirty torn sock over it, stained with semen. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Daddy gonna stuff his sock in your mouth and his cock in your ass.”

Captain Boomerang: Oi!

08.11.2025 15:31 — 👍 193    🔁 34    💬 3    📌 0

And socialists say there is only one gender. The people's gender.

09.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 181    🔁 14    💬 7    📌 0
Drawing of Suicide Squad's Captain Boomerang sitting on the floor. He's dressed in his track jacket and dirty socks, and his pants are suspiciously missing, possibly in action. His hairy legs are wide open, two poppers bottles labelled "OK Boomy" in his hands resting between Captain's thick thighs. The jacket is unzipped, revealing a heavy gold (citation needed) chain, a hairy chest and a perky nipple. One toe peeks out of a hole in the sock. Boomy's tongue is sticking out as he looks up with puppy eyes, and a bone-shaped bubble with the word "Woof!" in it floats next to him.

Drawing of Suicide Squad's Captain Boomerang sitting on the floor. He's dressed in his track jacket and dirty socks, and his pants are suspiciously missing, possibly in action. His hairy legs are wide open, two poppers bottles labelled "OK Boomy" in his hands resting between Captain's thick thighs. The jacket is unzipped, revealing a heavy gold (citation needed) chain, a hairy chest and a perky nipple. One toe peeks out of a hole in the sock. Boomy's tongue is sticking out as he looks up with puppy eyes, and a bone-shaped bubble with the word "Woof!" in it floats next to him.

Captain Boomerang (from the Randy vault)

18.09.2025 03:12 — 👍 208    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0
Olof Dreijer - 'Blood Lily' | Official Visualiser *CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGERY*
YouTube video by Olof Dreijer Olof Dreijer - 'Blood Lily' | Official Visualiser *CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGERY*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtAQ...

09.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Sing My Spring (Isan´s Catena Mix)
YouTube video by Múm - Topic Sing My Spring (Isan´s Catena Mix)

Something about how grainy and sparkly and like your headphones are fucked it all sounds I guess
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgUt...

09.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

thanks, I don't know how that happened

09.11.2025 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Land Between Solar Systems
YouTube video by Múm - Topic The Land Between Solar Systems

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOrv...

09.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Beauty and Mr. Beast - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Beauty and Mr. Beast - SNL

wait, like this? huge if true
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc-f...

09.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His hairy legs are wide open. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is over his wet pussy, middle finger going inside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Get on your knees and eat Daddy’s pussy! Make Dad squirt on your face!”

Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His hairy legs are wide open. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is over his wet pussy, middle finger going inside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Get on your knees and eat Daddy’s pussy! Make Dad squirt on your face!”

Captain Boomerang: Oi! (FTM)

08.11.2025 15:33 — 👍 126    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 0
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, and his hairy ass crack is visible through the holes in his underwear. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, and with the other he’s grabbing his junk inside the piss-stained tightie whities, middle finger peeking outside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Come rub your stupid face all over Daddy’s crotch and beg for cock.”

Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, and his hairy ass crack is visible through the holes in his underwear. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, and with the other he’s grabbing his junk inside the piss-stained tightie whities, middle finger peeking outside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Come rub your stupid face all over Daddy’s crotch and beg for cock.”

Captain Boomerang: Oi! (SFWish)

08.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 104    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 0
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, showing Captain’s unruly crotch hair. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is firmly grasping his cock with a dirty torn sock over it, stained with semen. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Daddy gonna stuff his sock in your mouth and his cock in your ass.”

Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, showing Captain’s unruly crotch hair. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is firmly grasping his cock with a dirty torn sock over it, stained with semen. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Daddy gonna stuff his sock in your mouth and his cock in your ass.”

Captain Boomerang: Oi!

08.11.2025 15:31 — 👍 193    🔁 34    💬 3    📌 0
Drawing of Geralt in a dark forest, illuminated by a fire behind him. He's bound to a tree, looking angry, shirtless with his dick hanging out of his pants. A spider gag is keeping his mouth open, and semen drips down his chin onto his chest. A piece of parchment with the words "Free BJ! 4 1/2 stars" and an arrow pointing at Geralt is pinned to the tree.

Drawing of Geralt in a dark forest, illuminated by a fire behind him. He's bound to a tree, looking angry, shirtless with his dick hanging out of his pants. A spider gag is keeping his mouth open, and semen drips down his chin onto his chest. A piece of parchment with the words "Free BJ! 4 1/2 stars" and an arrow pointing at Geralt is pinned to the tree.

Geralt (old shit from the Randy vault)

08.08.2025 02:47 — 👍 229    🔁 33    💬 2    📌 0
Drawing of grinning Geralt with his legs spread wide, wearing only white gym socks and a jockstrap pulled aside to show his hard cock and a puckering butthole.

Drawing of grinning Geralt with his legs spread wide, wearing only white gym socks and a jockstrap pulled aside to show his hard cock and a puckering butthole.

The Witcher (from the Randy vault)

08.08.2025 02:51 — 👍 301    🔁 47    💬 1    📌 0
Drawing of Geralt on his knees, in yellow-stained briefs and with a vibrator in his hand, looking perplexed at the book titled "Gooning For Dummies" by Handjej Fapkowski. "The experience of huffing underwear soaked in poppers can be greatly enhanced by not changing your undergarments for days," he reads out loud. "Changing? Am I supposed to have more than one pair?"

Drawing of Geralt on his knees, in yellow-stained briefs and with a vibrator in his hand, looking perplexed at the book titled "Gooning For Dummies" by Handjej Fapkowski. "The experience of huffing underwear soaked in poppers can be greatly enhanced by not changing your undergarments for days," he reads out loud. "Changing? Am I supposed to have more than one pair?"

Drawing of Geralt on his knees, his boner red and swollen inside a pump, looking perplexed at the book titled "Gooning For Dummies" by Handjej Fapkowski. "Now this is just gibberish!" says Geralt. "Hnnnngh ahh ohh big fucken dong ohh yeah bro," he reads. "Oh shit, I think it's working."

Drawing of Geralt on his knees, his boner red and swollen inside a pump, looking perplexed at the book titled "Gooning For Dummies" by Handjej Fapkowski. "Now this is just gibberish!" says Geralt. "Hnnnngh ahh ohh big fucken dong ohh yeah bro," he reads. "Oh shit, I think it's working."

Witcher for Dummies (patreon alts)

11.04.2025 02:55 — 👍 289    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 0

when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

07.11.2025 09:40 — 👍 1443    🔁 282    💬 43    📌 31

it's not that complicated of a role, let's be real. it's mainly leather, stuntmen, and a wig. he'll be fine.

07.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What strength Liam Hemsworth brings in the nostril acting department, he sadly lacks in the grunting and huffing part of the role.

07.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Liam Hemsworth as Geralt.

Liam Hemsworth as Geralt.

The Witcher's new Aunt Viv reveal is pretty funny ngl

07.11.2025 14:28 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
The Destiel Confession meme, originating from the episode which premiered on November 5, 2020. Top image shows Castiel saying "I love you", bottom image shows Dean replying "Zohran Mamdani won the NYC mayoral election."

The Destiel Confession meme, originating from the episode which premiered on November 5, 2020. Top image shows Castiel saying "I love you", bottom image shows Dean replying "Zohran Mamdani won the NYC mayoral election."

This meme picked a correct day to turn five years old

05.11.2025 16:40 — 👍 106    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0
Tumblr hashtag "Supernatural" highlighted in purple with an upwards arrow indicating it's either trending or horny, possibly both.

Tumblr hashtag "Supernatural" highlighted in purple with an upwards arrow indicating it's either trending or horny, possibly both.

This tracks, thanks Tumblr

05.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

it means I opened bluesky and not tumblr, this choice failed me primarily

05.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
SPELLLING - Destiny Arrives featuring Weyes Blood (Official Audio)
YouTube video by SPELLLING SPELLLING - Destiny Arrives featuring Weyes Blood (Official Audio)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fu...

05.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
underscores — Do It
YouTube video by underscores underscores — Do It

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd0j...

05.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

It felt really weird to learn the news not from the Destiel meme this time

05.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

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