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A pink, sparkling fairy bunny. (M) Millennial from 1991 PORN ARTIST! WEIRD PORN! WITH CLOWNS SOMETIMES! (That means no minors allowed, so DNI) Single and looking (it's really hard to find people my age who are also into the things that I like)

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Ort! πŸ’–

02.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love being in the same community as you πŸ’–

02.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imma hit em with my pillow

02.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no possible way this headline was even slightly accidental

02.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I highly recommend minuteminuteman for people's feeds

02.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EGG-IES!!

02.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh.... No. No that's not how journalism should ever work. I hope the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson haunts you forever.

02.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth really is an astounding idiot who truly does seem to believe that the way to win wars is just to war crime harder than the other guy.

Just an endless 'taking the gloves off' until your hands are reduced to bloody stumps because it turns out taking the gloves off usually doesn't help.

02.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2069    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 18

Whew I was kind of worried they would hear it tbh

02.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was never even hidden either, what the fuck?? Do they think they can shame us into accepting tyranny?

02.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move

*fucks up so hard I literally explode and die*

02.03.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do your part, be a Jodie today! Cuck a neo-con while they die for their hatred overseas!

01.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

01.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

01.03.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6322    πŸ” 1935    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 78

I wonder when Bernie and the remaining Bluesky diehards will finally recognize the situation here.

01.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 712    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 8

We don't have any business addressing anyone else's tyranny until we take care of our own

01.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2285    πŸ” 2317    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 39
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BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.

morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ...

28.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 45
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We are living an American Horror Story‼️

01.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

They didn't have to add the ring to Saturn lol what? XD

01.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Los Angeles Father Dies Under ICE Custody β€” 9th Death This Year ~ L.A. TACO This is a developing story.

β€œAlberto Gutierrez was taken by ICE agents on January 9 in Echo Park. According to the family, Gutierrez began to feel seriously ill last Friday, and his repeated requests for medical attention was denied. Gutierrez died around 1:00 am on February 27. He was the sole provider for his wife and son.”

28.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

You say this and yet ICE detainees (who have absolutely NO reason to be detained) are given bug-infested, spoiled, and moldy food and non-potable water.

01.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Everything that we do is within intl law"

Yeah right

The govt refuses to say if the UK will uphold an ICC arrest warrant, it refuses to meet its genocide convention obligations, it refuses to defend ICC/UN officials sanctioned by the US, & it refuses to condemn illegal attacks

01.03.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I wish I could do more than repost

01.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21%

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

01.03.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4718    πŸ” 1351    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 213

Why can't I get through this door you're standing next to it's like there's an invisible wall of ass

01.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that the bees that need saving are NOT honeybees?

Honeybees are the dairy cows of bees. People brought them over from Europe to make us honey.

The problem with honeybees, esp in resource-limited ecosystems (like hey! cities!) is that they compete with our native bees for food.

01.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2003    πŸ” 650    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 55

Omfg I love him πŸ’–

01.03.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would love to have oomphies tbh

01.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another thing that seems to drive this is a loss of a sense of purpose.

Millennials have known this ever since the roadmap for life caught fire after 9/11, and we're slowly realizing that the choices we made were actually choices other people trapped in the past made for us.

01.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0