JessiBoops

Cleo getting wet and showing it. 🤭

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My former pagan, atheist ass sitting over here watching the Abrahamics fighting over whether Messianic Judaism is Christianity. 🤣

I might need to give you my cloyster for training. 🤭

Perfect hugging muscles. 😍
Also, we need to talk about those kawaii froggy curtains, too. 😍 🐸

Cozy and adorable. Love it. ❤️🎃

This made me imagine a Quest64 AR. Replace tossing endless pokeballs with Brian casting boulder. 🤣

So, the value of a yokai is 25 cents. Got it. 🤣

You've got yourself a date. 💕💓💕

So much to snack on. 🤤

Pumpkabooty 🤭

Mmm, well, you're definitely a treat, so I'll perform a trick for you. 🪄🎩

Would definitely spend a few days as a kappa girl. So I can contribute a clitty. Does that count?

Also, gimme dat cucumber! 🤣

The magical side of my brain has thought stuff like this, but then my rational brain thinks it's unlikely we could ever prove this. So all I can do is go 🤷‍♀️ "maybe." Also my brain on edibles agrees with you.

That would be such a snack.

The wording is pretty silly. Also, if I think they're fire, I would totally be picturing someone's partner doing this, not for insults, but for absolutely disrespectfully lewd reasons. 😍🤭

I'm missing the brain cell that explains to me why having a partner getting off cross legged is an insult. Is this some straight people thing? 🤣

🥰 Having a cozy, chill day. Played Slime Rancher 2. Now I'm getting kissy-kissy from my waifu, and we're about to snuggle up for bed. You're welcome to join when you feel eepy. ❤️

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Idk, have you seen Bender?

Morning. Being sexy as always I see. 🤭

Good luck. ❤️ Being in the hospital is never fun.

Stop crashing Blender, you fiend! The poor app has been through too much.

Both. Preferably at the same time.

Legit words. I love fucking with me so much I invite others to join in the fun. It's just gals being pals after all.

*Am booped. Boops back.*

That's some honesty there. Also, that version of a god would at least remove the logical issues of an all powerful, all knowing, and all good god in the face of a world that can be really shitty sometimes.

I hate the cold, but sweaters are so warm and cuddly, and makes you wanna snuggle. I'm conflicted. I just want the warm snugglies.

That just got me going from nothing. I think I need to read it now, for reasons.

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They can watch the kissy and stew in their thirsty needs. 💕💕💕

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Put me on a leash and give me treats. I promise I'll be a good girl most of the time. 🤭