Roses are red
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
'That was the hope you gave us and that is the promise you broke' would go so hard if it wasn't about the calculator that agrees with you
13.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey wtf
07.01.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Roomba struggling under the weight of a wheel of cheese is a very pleasing image
20.12.2025 12:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This couple in front of me in the cheese aisle walking like a pair of Roombas, must be decommissioned to a permanent end.
20.12.2025 12:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bela's profile in which we can quite clearly see a follower count of THREE POINT TWO K, demonstrating that Bela sleeps in a bed of lies.
Fraudulent claim. You're on thin ice here buddy.
20.12.2025 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My God you might be on to something
20.12.2025 12:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So grateful to live in your constituency where I have the opportunity to never vote for you ever again
05.12.2025 10:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guessed the countries right so I'll take a half point thank you
27.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When?
05.09.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bro jar jars hog would be crazy
23.08.2025 20:54 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I need to speak to that guy too but for different reasons
14.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unless...some of the people involved have the political and/or rake avoidance instincts of Sideshow Bob. Much to consider
02.07.2025 13:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The one thing you idiot leftists don't understand is that the next great liberal is just waiting in the wings biding his (or her!) time
24.06.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤞
18.06.2025 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I was about 11 me and my auntie queued for half an hour to meet an actor from Take The High Road, a TV show nether of us had seen, and 99% of you have never heard of.
13.06.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The bitch fllwrs in my garden ate attracting a lot of bitch bees
01.06.2025 10:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blockety block blockety block BLOCKETY BLOCK
30.05.2025 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Human ass onion guy. I believe this
24.05.2025 20:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In a crowded field that is one of the most delusional things I have ever read. Fucking hell
20.05.2025 22:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pic 3 gets the seed
19.05.2025 23:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
16.05.2025 00:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always forget this album exists and then once every couple of years I stumble on it and it's such a beautiful treat.
11.05.2025 13:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You've got to be kidding me
03.05.2025 17:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh fuck you now I'm going to have to look that up and be infuriated aren't I?
03.05.2025 17:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need to quickly find a massive idiot posting something massively idiotic so I can drop pic 2 in the replies
26.04.2025 17:15 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
From his profile "...23 years experience as a Web developer..."
Ouch
Every town deserves one
15.04.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know owl man in Nottingham. They must be owl brothers.
15.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had no idea he'd gone down a big weird alley. Please report back with your findings.
11.04.2025 18:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0