puparazzi 🐕📸

Michael Penix
Tua Tagovailoa
Drake London
Bijan Robinson

ALL left-handed

ugh 47 hour long weekend

i would rather die than be from anywhere but the degenerate asshole state of massachusetts

They should invent a way out that isn't through

the thing about public health is it's not really about personal preference

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

I’m already drained from work next week

i would like to take to my bed like a regency era housewife and rot there for weeks on end while declining food and visitors

Not to be THAT feminist, but I knew this was the case before opening the article. Men see fatherhood as an abstract milestone that's a proof of their virility, women see the associated costs.

Not to mention that women not being locked into domesticity is the core of the antifeminist backlash today.

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

we are all living and dying by "luckily timed 39 buses" over here

words cannot describe how much i miss my large adult son, the orange line

"Joy is a form of resistance" Yes, for the Palestinians. For the oppressed. For the colonized. Not dor rue white people who want to disassociate from the reality of the (polycrisis) by continuing to uplift and center personal nervous system regulation and happiness to the detriment of the WORLD. @stefkaufman

Btw

You would think that we, as a society, would have solved mail merge by now

20 minutes into a fresh finger tat and a mouthy lab has already put it into his mouth 🫠

Live your life with the confidence of the Boston tourist who called his friend to say he was at the cop slide when he wasn't in the right zip code

the load-bearing millennial "lol"

love 2 take a lil snooze to the ASMR buzz buzz of the tattoo gun

Art: "War is not healthy for children and other living things."

Lorraine Schneider, 1967.

fresh ink on a snowy sunday 🥰

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

my friday nights plan to make pasta, drink a bottle of wine, and watch a movie have been slightly derailed by me disliking this bottle of wine a client got me for christmas

I’m gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one

gonna get in a fight with the TA mansplaining fundraising events at me in my lecture's Zoom chat. obnoxious lawyer man, do not test me, i will DROWN YOU in donated expired beer

actually fucked up that everyone who had a verse on Monster except for Justin Vernon is a fascist now

(I'm not counting Jay Z because what Jay Z verse on Monster i don't remember him being on that track)

tis a fine day to be on my Organized Labor bullshit ✊

a cutout paper collage of two black ants on a picnic blanket, facing each other on either side of a crumb. Text in a white bubble says “a crumb shared with you is a feast to me.” You can’t tell, but you should know the ants are butchfemme.

doesn't take much when you get enough
#art

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