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Heathen

@heatheremm.bsky.social

I make dead things taste delicious. I also yell about baseball a lot. Avid snacker.

255 Followers  |  61 Following  |  14 Posts  |  Joined: 30.07.2023
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Even more beautiful if the Blue Jays win today.

30.09.2023 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very little. Which is good. How's you?!

30.09.2023 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alive and well! And not on this app often lol

30.09.2023 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ew. Ew. Ew.

06.08.2023 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine if Bob ross and Gordon Ramsay had swapped professions...

"the chicken is raw, but that's okay. we can cook it a little more, it'll be our secret little accident"

"does this tree look fucking happy to you!? DOES IT !?"

01.08.2023 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is actually impossible to cook bacon without "sampling" at least 3 pieces.
Don't argue with me, it's science.

30.07.2023 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's my people.

30.07.2023 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Amazon purchases this weekend:

Low Dose Aspirin
Extra Strength Gaviscon
Parchment Paper
Economy size dish soap.

I have officially become my parents.

30.07.2023 12:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things are better than stuff.

30.07.2023 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can relate

30.07.2023 12:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi!

30.07.2023 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me too

30.07.2023 11:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omigosh me too!

30.07.2023 11:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first post on a new social media platform is so crucial. Its important to make a good first impression. This is a lot of pressure....ok, I got this....

So...
Do you like.. stuff?

30.07.2023 10:49 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 0