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A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly πŸ‡²πŸ‡½313

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Periodic reminder that this scheming half-wit Goebbels isn’t even a lawyer.

25.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3275    πŸ” 656    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 19

Historian here the United States Army is not a mercenary force beholden to billionaires. How can this be legal In a constitutional democratic republic?

25.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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When idiot Ron Schneider was born in 1963, the infant mortality rate was 29/1,000. It is now close to 5/1,000. So, no, children were NOT healthier when he was a kid. And he was, clearly, dropped on his head.

24.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16767    πŸ” 4031    πŸ’¬ 1483    πŸ“Œ 229
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#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres Sunday at 9pm on HBO Max.

25.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1960    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 15

Fuck her

25.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charlie Kirk was out here disrespecting Hip-Hop calling it degenerate music but now Candace Owens is out here unintentionally exposing him as a fraud cause he was a BarbzπŸ˜‚

24.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nas & Frank Vincent, "Street Dreams"(1996) #music #hiphop #trending #tiktok #rap #shorts #reels
YouTube video by Mr Tac Nas & Frank Vincent, "Street Dreams"(1996) #music #hiphop #trending #tiktok #rap #shorts #reels

It just dawned on me that the same way folks who don't appreciate Casino because of Goodfellas is the exact same way folks be frontin' on It Was Written because of Illmatic. Comparison truly is the thief of joy when Scoresese amd Nas each dropped gems w/both contributions youtube.com/shorts/9k5R9...

24.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here β€œFAKE” and β€œfraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:

24.10.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12178    πŸ” 5558    πŸ’¬ 575    πŸ“Œ 433
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LMAO

24.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Gordon is 10-11 from downtown at the end of regulation πŸ‘€

24.10.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OMG STEPH!!!!

24.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

OMG Curry remains insane

24.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael Wolff vs. Melania Trump: See you (and your husband) in court.

22.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 46
Satellite view of the White House showing an image on the left where the East Wing is still standing and an image on the right where it's completely demolished

Satellite view of the White House showing an image on the left where the East Wing is still standing and an image on the right where it's completely demolished

ABC News pulled the satellite imagery of the White House comparing Sept. 26 to today.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/new...

23.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9181    πŸ” 4311    πŸ’¬ 765    πŸ“Œ 571
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β€œNothing will be torn down.” β€” Karoline Leavitt

β€œIt won’t interfere with the current building. It pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.” β€” Donald Trump

23.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2787    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 104
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Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...

NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

23.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9115    πŸ” 4174    πŸ’¬ 793    πŸ“Œ 820

Alabama just keeps accepting the massively unqualified simply because they recognize the name

23.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every league's worst nightmare.

ESPN heads will express shock before inserting a commercial word from ESPNBet. My local TV sportscasts have weekly betting segments. Columnists will rail about it, then you flip the page to find writers' picks vs. the spread.

Holier than thou won't cut it today.

23.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this suppose to be retaliation for the NBA skipping the White House visits after winning the championship, I hate that Trump is petty enough for this to be the real reason behind this, IDK I hope not. I also hate the sudden coziness of gambling and the leagues, nothing good can come of it

23.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Undocumented father killed by ICE agent in Franklin Park shooting had no criminal background, lawyer says The undocumented father shot and killed by an ICE agent in Franklin Park, Illinois, only had a history of minor traffic violations, not a criminal record, according to his attorney.

Yeah they gonna have to release the footage cause I ain’t inclined to believe a damn thing they say www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

23.10.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man unreal and he’s only getting started, scary

23.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we freed George Santos then we gotta free CJ McCollum...πŸ˜‚ Charles is stupid, ESPN doesn’t deserve this crew man

23.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"He's not a King" A dip shit dictator, an aspiring authoritarian call it what you, he doesn't plan on leaving or allowing his side to lose an election without criminal interference

22.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The audacity of this crooked ass motherfucker

22.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside the NBA on ESPN is really here yall!

22.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
Selena y Los Dinos Documentary | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Selena y Los Dinos Documentary | Official Trailer | Netflix

The Queen youtu.be/tNIbJywaCq0

22.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Russell Westbrook is gonna be on this list, the Kings now make the 7th franchise he's played for

22.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what's required to change a street name not just an honorary name change but a real one but I've always wondered why we won't change some of our street names to reflect our local heroes or our universally respected celebrities. Like changing Jefferson Ave to Franklin Ave to honor Aretha

22.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.

22.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17551    πŸ” 3526    πŸ’¬ 1072    πŸ“Œ 277

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