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I don't think that will work. Even people shipping personal belongings to themselves are having serious issues with customs right now. I had to have some mail sent to a friend in Canada and am literally flying to her to get it myself because this shit is so fucked up lol

Bitch it's cheaper to buy an international flight and go to their convenience stores than it is to pay tariff and brokerage fees. I'm not buying anything right now. Being American is so humiliating

It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer

But I only want to kiss u

Hope you're next 😊

Oopsies

A friend, you say

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I have no ass, and I must fart

A 20-minute walk at the park can completely transform my will to live for the day??????

Sweet heart disease is a doozy

🥰

Good evening gay belly on my Discover

GPA in the stratosphere

Good bowl

Makeup is so much fun. I love to erase all the shadows from my face and then draw them back on just right

How many times are you legally allowed to marry the same person

a man in a blue shirt is walking down a dirt path ALT: a man in a blue shirt is walking down a dirt path

I'm coming downstairs

That's okay

It's nice to be appreciated

Truer word has never been spoken

I don't know what other people have in mind when they say "resist" but I mean if I see you giving queer people a hard time for existing I will beat the fuck out of you with a bat

In the early 2000s, my dad smoked some chronic he had confiscated from my brother, not knowing weed had changed since the 70s, and my mom had to talk him out of calling 911

Okay it's over and nothing exploded out of me like the chestburster Alien scene

Totally. But it would also be on brand for me to completely forget my body is full of metal somehow

My horrible brain an hour before my MRI appointment: "Am I ABSOLUTELY SURE I haven't swallowed any screws today?"

We ❤️ you

:/

This is the respectful lizard watcher

Saw a Carrie Underwood concert 2 years ago and was NOT prepared for what that performance was going to be. It was like being in a mega church. She sang 3 songs about killing exes and then spent the rest of the show singing ballads directly to the troops, Jesus and Mother Mary. We were low-key scared