Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Footsie rolls

it's my bday 🎈 today and I'd be very happy if you reposted my art ❤️

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

"Look who came out of his cave" okay I'm going back thanks y'all

This picture fucks, dude

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

A fallen statue of Christopher Columbus whose face Ian planted in the street where it belongs

Happy Indigenous People’s Day, y’all!

Jane Goodall offers sage advice for the rest of us. #3E

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

'The Toxic Avenger' Has Helped Eliminate Over $15 Million in Medical Debt The ooey-gooey, proudly raunchy horror comedy launched a fundraiser ahead of its theatrical release—and it's still going along with its arrival at home.

'The Toxic Avenger' Has Helped Eliminate Over $15 Million in Medical Debt

Grant Morrison once said about comics, “Most of the people who do this kind of work, do it out of love, like the love you’d show to an ailing friend.” And I think about this all the time.

wizard frog is insane

Jesus, I dreaded the day when my generation would calcify into boomers.

jay bluesky being downright foolish, i don't feel like repeating it so go read it here https://bsky.app/profile/jay.bsky.team/post/3m25esnq4t22y

i know you are all still in scrappy startup bright eyed crew of the uss enterprise delulu mindset but good lord you really ought to hire pr

Yes, the rumors are true: Jesse Singal and the Bluesky ceo are fucking. They’re having sex right now

Grinning in a waiting room while I look at this work of art

I think I remember that! From Xitter, many moons ago.

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.

This tells me two things:

1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.

(212) 486-4430

The Trump administration isn't only targeting organizations or groups but even individuals and "entities" whom NSPM-7 says can be identified by any of the following "indicia" (indicators) of violence: • anti-Americanism, • anti-capitalism, • anti-Christianity, • support for the overthrow of the United States Government, • extremism on migration, • extremism on race, • extremism on gender • hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family, • hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on religion, and • hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on morality. "The United States requires a national strategy to investigate and disrupt networks, entities, and organizations that foment political violence so that law enforcement can intervene in criminal conspiracies before they result in violent political acts," the directive states (emphasis mine).

They don’t have enough officers to track every person who meets this criteria. The NSPM-7 might allow for extra judicial surveillance and spying on so-called “Leftists”, but just like in Portland, it will exhaust millions in resources for very little results.

Keep fighting, siblings.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump + At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 506 ReTruths 1.62k Likes 9/27/25, 9:19

Trump says he authorizes Hegseth to deploy the military to Portland, which he lyingly calls "war ravaged," and says he is authorizing "full force."

Ohhh that's so cool!!

Well it was fun while it lasted, folks. See ya in the next app.

Let the record show that @bsky.app suspended me for saying Mashalla at the news of his death

You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere.

You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it.

Leave.

⚡️Nearly 11,000 Ukrainian children from occupied territories were taken to Russian “re-education” camps in 2025 for militarization and erasing identity.

Rights group Zmina calls it a deliberate Kremlin policy.

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

Yeah I figured the creature was kinda uncanny and really tall, and most of the people freaked out because a gigantic stranger was in their house.