Nubian God!

Picture of my hand after painting my room. Paint managed to get onto my index fingernail.

Do you think I'm a French Silver kind of guy?

Maze (Tortoise-shell Calico cat) lying in front of me on a couch.

Maze has an impeccable sense of when I need to get up. 😩

Ari, a grey tabby cat, laying in my lap on her way back from the vet.

Chill cat = Chill human

Yoda didn't have to clown him in front of the kids like that.

My grey tabby cat, Ari, looking up at the camera with a neutral facial expression.

The lack of remorse in her face is chilling...

My grey tabby cat, Ari, standing on a rug looking up at the camera amongst the remains of hard boiled eggs and a ripped plastic bag.

I'm harboring a criminal.

Yeah, before this I had a respirator that has its filters in cartridges. This is the first time I've been able to actually see the shit I've been avoiding (on top of Covid).

A Flo Mask filter heavily discolored from use.

Aftermath of my first shift while wearing my new #FloMask. Yet another crazy aspect of working in a warehouse!

I can't wait to see the look on your face when you get to the punchline. So embarrassing.

All I ask from my grey matter is a *little* agency.

That moment when your brain sabotages you from going to work but allows you to paint your room...

I dig the hat 🤠

Just saw a wild rabbit slurp a dandelion like a piece of spaghetti, so occasionally things work out okay

Wet Ass Ham-word

I'm baffled it's placed higher than lowercase g

Having trouble getting out of bed this morning.

Cosigned and thanks for the welcome!

The joys of sleeping in a proper bed