Cayton Cox

good morning mr president heres that ai generated video of you hitting a home run in the world series that you asked for but i really need you to look over that readout of the war in iran i gave you a few days ago

yooooooo check out my new petard, one sec lemme show you how i hoist it

mr president have you considered maybe intentionally flooding the mississippi river or reading the book of the dead from the mummy out loud

i’m sure if trump just calls the oil companies they’ll bring the prices back down

Yeeeesh

I can’t stop playing that Pokémon game as I try to ignore some part of reality

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

Idk who this Noah guy is but he seems like a stupid asshole

The reason you try to make a movie appeal to everyone is because $$$$ or at least a major reason in my mind. If you don’t take any creative risks then it might as well as be sloppy slop

Like a lot of things rich guys believe and fund, the AI consciousness thing is in part driven by a desire to abscond from the responsibility of what they've made. It also explains why so many of them think we're in a simulation. Doesn't matter if everybody died if we're all just 1s and 0s baby!

Bingo!!

#photography in New York. I think I took these in 2019? Who can say. Time is going.

I look so young here. (This was a few years ago in New York holding my lovely film camera I will later drop)

thank you computer. you are stupid

Taxmaxxing the rich

Forgot the T in the lgbt which some democrats seem to be fine with now

Harris had a personal responsibility to voters which she failed lol. Apparently it can never be the democrats fault, the ones who are paying millions and millions to be advised that Liz Chaney was awesome lol

Even right now elected democrats are having a hard time saying the new war that isn’t a war is bad because they’ve wanted this war so bad lol. I keep hearing about these purity tests which don’t seem to apply moderate centrists. Everyone else has to eat up this shit sandwich.

I like how you deflected there lol. Democrats put Liz Chaney on a stage. If you were willing to do that then you should know you’d put people off from voting for you lol. The calculus is on if leftists or liberals find democrats gross. It’s this circle jerk for moderate centrists lol.

Jesus democratic christ. I keep thinking how so much of this is an easy dunk on republicans. If I was being paid to give democrats bullshit advice I’d be like “yo say this war is bad” not even just grounds on process but for the people. A school was bombed! Like fuck, it’s easy.

Worth watching the whole clip, but purely in propaganda terms it seems to me, admittedly just an amateur observer when it comes to war fighting, that it may be useful to send the message to the 91+ million Iranian civilians that we are not trying to kill them.

What happened aha

The only thing McGurk has ever shown any ability in is how to have multiple affairs with journalists which does not seem very relevant

The price tag for were seems to be limitless. God forbid you do anything to make the lives of your citizens any easier unless you’re a billionaire rich bitch. Then you get a tax cut written into the fabric of law and space.

me flirting: “i hope they noticed i liked their picture that hundreds of people also liked”

Where is ballsack from doge to audit this lol

Taxmaxxing the rich

The worst girls you know are fighting

Idk what to even say at this point and I’ve said that a few times. I need to go into one of those padded rooms and scream.

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