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Matthew “Bike Guy”

@bikeguy.bsky.social

One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG! Minneapolis MN

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Well A) it was end of last year, garbage games and weather and B) I’m assuming it’s a time share like deal, don’t want the sales pitch

02.03.2026 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ages ago I had Twins season tickets, and some poor sales manager still has my email and is offering all kinds of discounts. I’ve turned down free Champions Club tickets like 4 times. Don’t want to be mean to the guy but that’s not a job I’d wish on my enemies.

02.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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On edges of Twin Cities, dividing rural land for family housing sparks property rights debate In more rural suburbs like Nowthen, residents’ desires for their land and city’s plans for growth may clash.

There is 100% more to this story than is in this article and I for one cannot wait for a new rural road drama to start! (Gift)

www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...

02.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
2 mps trucks parked strategically to block the entire 1st Ave s protected bike lane

2 mps trucks parked strategically to block the entire 1st Ave s protected bike lane

Fun fact: there are actually THREE MPD vehicles, all empty, parked in this bike lane. Yes those ARE empty parking spaces across the street.

02.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Anyone else leave a few potentially reusable items in their Airbnb in the hopes the cleaning staff take them? Especially a few beers?

02.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
02.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 2789    🔁 396    💬 54    📌 12

1234

02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In fairness I saw a skeet from Ken Martin and I was like the Jeopardy guy again? (apologies to KJ)

02.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will take your excess tomatoes (offer good for literally all of Bluesky)

02.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tomatoes are #1 and it’s not really close at all, especially thinking about how much better in season tomatoes are bs whatever it is we get now

02.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everytime I see this guy I feel like Ryan Gosling in La La Land (except I never blew my shot at her, and am not Ryan gosling which would help a lot)

02.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tomatoes

02.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster

The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."

Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."

Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion."

The next tweet says: Today is a great day. 

Our military is amazing. 

@PeteHegseth
 is an absolute killer. 

Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. 

It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. 

He actually gets it. 

God bless him.

Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion." The next tweet says: Today is a great day. Our military is amazing. @PeteHegseth is an absolute killer. Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. He actually gets it. God bless him.

Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position.

The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.

Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position. The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.

Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could.

He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran.

I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. 

The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran!

He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! 

Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.

Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could. He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran. I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran! He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

28.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 6822    🔁 1535    💬 92    📌 77

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

03.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 18540    🔁 3961    💬 17    📌 29

Have once again successfully filled up the rental car 50 miles from the airport and returned it “full” 💪💪

01.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had to check if this was a RT from a few months/years ago

28.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I teased a child and she threatened to “eat nature valley granola bars in my bed” and damn that’s too far.

28.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 55    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

That’s fine just just know if they yeet the puck to the opposite side sometimes they blow the whistle and bring it back and that’s enough.

28.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All you need is a vague understanding of “icing”, and a basic understanding of offsides. That will help watching it 200%.

28.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana

(Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

27.02.2026 13:31 — 👍 4294    🔁 1216    💬 97    📌 231

I am not in a state with any weird/bad bathroom laws I think they’re just arbitraging the system and daring dudes to stop them. Respect!

27.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At venue where the women’s room line is 5x the men’s room. As I’m walking out I see 2 women just rocking in unbothered to use the men’s room. Prayers up for the men who had to withstand this vicious assault on their manhood.

27.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don Samuels cannot process this

27.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Now I gotta go figure out what you posted to make yourself repost this

27.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stiff competition from “follow me…”

26.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idk the target next to the target HQ is pretty mid; unique situation though

26.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rural white non-college farmer in Iowa with daddy issues?

25.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve recently learned that if you take any Wikipedia article and click on the first link (ignore “other uses”) in that article, and repeat, you’ll almost always end up at the article for Philosophy. I’ve tried it three times and it’s worked, usually takes about 15 clicks.

25.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On a one way street with nO pArKiNg

25.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bUt BiKe LaNeS hURt PrOpErTy VaLuEs

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

25.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0