Jack (From Tom Clancy's Fortnite)

JUST ANNOUNCED: Mii's Will Be Able To Fuck And Kill Each Other In Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream.

Miyamoto: "We got a lot of feedback from players of the first Tomodachi Life game and we decided it would be best if we let the Miis fuck and kill each other."

"This is Leon Kennedy reporting back to HQ. The zombie sensing buttplug has malfunctioned. Now my prostate is being stimulated every time I'm scared. Which is no good, here at Creepy Castle. Requesting immediate air evac support, a fresh pack of Newport 100s, and an ice cold Yoohoo. Leon out."

pornhub got banned in georgia so i'm going to have to get creative and write my own pornos i guess

[INTERIOR: IHOP]
vegeta: kakarot you insufferable bastard you got me pregnant at this IHOP
goku: our battle sure was fierce, vegeta. But you're pregnant now and that's all that matters

any day now we're going to get one of those markiplier hospital videos from trump

god put me on this planet to let me hit blinkers in the work bathroom

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

MY ISP

VERSUS

HIGHLY COMPLEX MASSIVE CHUNKS OF SCRIPT DATA THAT IS ASCII ART OF MY DICK AND BALLLLLLLLLLLLLS

BEGIN

"Yo we're your ISP, keepin' ya on the 'net, when it comes to protection we're your best be- oh that is a meticulously crafted weiner"

more to come but here’s an old doodle of me if I were some freak ass sacabambaspis

i gotta draw this again sometime cuz i love this design more than i originally thought I would

#sacabambaspis #digitalart

lovely image i took of my dog after i got a visit from the benadryl fairy

they should make ambulances funnier.

I dont wanna think about someone thrashing around and bleeding out back there, entertain my ass if you're going to take up traffic because "SoMeOnE's DyInG"

like have little clowns that hop off the back at every red light and have em flashmob

To elaborate:

I was on furry bluesky for a while and just decided tonight.

What if I just. Let go, for a while.

Im not saying I'll never return to the scene

but MAN oh man do I need a loooooooong break

man i'm gonna be real for a second being a furry was so much dogshit drama like basically at every turn and I'm finally breaking free of that cursed space. I am going to try expressing myself as an actual human being for once and see how that turns out

i'm finally free from furry bluesky

they should have done an episode of caillou where they taught that little bastard how to shut his mouth

we showing DAWGS!!!
( pictured: a slumbering old man of great power )

hellou bluesky💜