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Sjaber

@sjaber.bsky.social

Educator, father, dog-owner, TTRP-gamer, social democrat, pro-vaxxer Rosenborg-supporter, Norwegian.

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Utenriksdepartementet burde gjΓΈre som sine kolleger i UK og ha brutale "NEI DU ER ALENE HER"-reklamer pΓ₯ TV med realitetsorienteringer om at velferdsstaten gjelder HER og ikke tas med i lomma over alt.

Du dro herfra.For Γ₯ ikke betale skatt her. Kult. Da har du sikkert spart litt.

06.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Dette programkonseptet er bΓ₯de spekulativt og onskapsfullt: mye handler om Γ₯ sette folk i situasjoner de ikke mestrer og lage komedie av det.

Mye flotte folk som iscenesatt som hjelpeslΓΈse.

06.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ser Charterfeber for fΓΈrste gang. Ufrivillig. Hvordan greier folk Γ₯ se dette? Jeg fΓ₯r fysisk vondt

Innen sjangeren sosialpornografi er dette hard core

06.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That is fair, I guess. But you do have this (whatever sound this makes)

06.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This stupid fucking meme has got body shape exactly backwards. Half the fuckin population had just spent the better part of a decade being extra malnourished in the 40s while today even pogs get addicted to lifting and creatine

06.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1357    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 64

Yes, exactly! I remember leaving the cinema after having seen Avatar 1 thinking: This could have been so much better on Poseidon.

Always wanted to run a Firefly-esque game in BP featuring a submarine crew.

06.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue Planet: Recontact - Player's Guide - Gallant Knight Games | DriveThruRPG THE PLANET… A waterworldβ€”home to a savage ecology and awash in the mystery of an ancient alien past. THE HUMAN RACE… Desperate and dying on a famine-ravaged Earth, reaching hungrily for the once-aband...

Nobody mentioned Blue Planet yet? New edition out and all.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...

06.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori."

06.03.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USA this is you now! A juvenile mass murderer, an insensitve thug, a moronic villain. The biggest and meanest bully.

I don't know how you can come back from this. Ever.

06.03.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20621    πŸ” 4384    πŸ’¬ 763    πŸ“Œ 1133
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Nathan Fillion teases upcoming β€˜FIREFLY’ news.

#Firefly #NathanFillion

05.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 51
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A remarkably EVIL coalition.

05.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3566    πŸ” 1495    πŸ’¬ 308    πŸ“Œ 154

Oh, look, another tough-guy humiliated...

05.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. Still sounds interesting, though!

05.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now you know what they use herd-men for!

05.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

05.03.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6041    πŸ” 2139    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 124

Separates the dumb, the not so smart and the slimy

05.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So how far off were I?
1) I don't think you are russian
2) I don't think you are european
3) But if you are european you are either from a country that lacks a border with Russia or are too young to serve in the military.

I still go with young, middle-eastern. Perhaps living in western europe

05.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love epic campaigns in Traveller. Secrets of the Ancients, Deepnight Revelation and now this!

05.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To summarize: I got the impression you were not european. But since I couldn't know, I had to ask.

05.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No I did not. If anything I thought you were american, middle eastern or asian. Russian bots are more obnoxious and tend to stick to the insane party line. If I'd suspected you were a russian troll I wouldn't have talked with you.

You gave the impression you didn't know what you were talking about

05.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A little reported fact is that the Iranian frigate destroyed 2000 miles from the combat zone was carrying ZERO AMMUNITION (a condition of the exercise it was invited to participate in).

The ship was, by any definition, defenceless.

Much like the 80+ sailors left to drown.

Infamy.

05.03.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 23
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Elon Musk-trusler hvis fagforeninga vinner Anklager om fagforeningsknusing og ansatte med taushetserklæring preger valget av tillitsvalgte ved Teslas bilfabrikk utenfor Berlin.

For et helvetes jævla rasshøl av et utyske.

Ikke glem Tesla-streiken pΓ₯ tredje (!!!) Γ₯ret! De streiker for hele den skandinaviske modellen.

05.03.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

No I didn't assume anything until you failed to answer. Twice.

_That_is_why_I_ asked_

If asking is assuming, I'm afraid it is impossible to satisfy you. Either I don't ask (and assume) or I do ask (and assume)

But whatever.

05.03.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Folkeopplysning. Les!

05.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ran out of characters. But the war they are in is of course a defensive war against the russian invation.

05.03.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes as a matter of fact it is. Any evidence that this isn't the case? (apart from silly Hunter Biden conspiracies, I mean)

05.03.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct. As my post stated

05.03.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. In five years the russian war machine has failed to reach any objectives.

Ukraine is winning, by any metric

05.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0