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Chaotic soft bear residing in Pōneke. She/her.

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Jevon McSkimming breached police conduct by staying in taxpayer-funded hotels – IPCA McSkimming stayed in taxpayer-funded hotels with police employee 'eight or 10 times'.

Another article about police corruption which refuses to use the word.

Abusing your office to gain a benefit for yourself is corrupt. And that's exactly what mcSkimming did here (in addition to all his other crimes)

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...

02.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1957    πŸ” 640    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 10

Anyone still claiming that the US and Israeli mass murder of school children prior to this was "accidental" should be viewed with deep suspicion. No Iranian civilians needed to be murdered. That was a deliberate and "clinical" choice.

02.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Radio NZ post about a father & son biking around the world who have been in NZ for 2 weeks & they've made the observation that Kiwis are the most aggressive drivers they've encounter. No lies, it's true we are shit. 

But a guy called Willie Fletcher posted a reply 'The picture says it all, keep left you aren't the only ones on the road' 

I replied 'they're literally the only ones on the road'

A Radio NZ post about a father & son biking around the world who have been in NZ for 2 weeks & they've made the observation that Kiwis are the most aggressive drivers they've encounter. No lies, it's true we are shit. But a guy called Willie Fletcher posted a reply 'The picture says it all, keep left you aren't the only ones on the road' I replied 'they're literally the only ones on the road'

FB can't be defeated

02.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only people who can get away with this shit are grizzled old Japanese men who've been brewing coffee for forty years in ancient kissatens tucked away in moody corners of Ginza. Anyone else is taking the piss.

02.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, but you can't pull that shit and have a cafΓ© that looks like basic Pinterest aesthetics circa 2015 and baristas who dress like kindergarten teachers. You just can't.

02.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Desperately want a coffee but my face is still full of anaesthetic from the dentist and I know it won't end well truly no one has ever suffered as much as I

02.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4466    πŸ” 1111    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 27

'now's not the time to be talking politics' says the guy* on FB who literally spends way too much of his employers time shitting on Labour & Green posts.

[*Generic middle aged boomer adjacent car profile pic locked account guy]

02.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were OK with β€œSubstack, the Nazi Bar,” maybe β€œSubstack, a front for the gambling on life and death casino” might convince you.

02.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 515    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

1news appears to have taken down Luxon's disastrous press conference. Govt toadies.

02.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Far too many years spent festering in the press gallery

02.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
For Tiefenbacher, the plan’s pledge to retain the council’s Living Wage Employer status was a key sticking point, as well as some of the climate change initiatives, he said.

For Tiefenbacher, the plan’s pledge to retain the council’s Living Wage Employer status was a key sticking point, as well as some of the climate change initiatives, he said.

And yet again a massive fuck you to Karl the ice cream man and everyone who voted for him. What an absolute piece of shit that creep is.

02.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Five closed-door meetings were held to discuss the plan, as well as a number with smaller groups of councillors, a process Little described as β€œquite intense work”, but said it remained in good faith throughout.

While most are pleased with the final plan, three remain lukewarm on it, with independent right-wing councillors Ray Chung, Karl Tiefenbacher, and Tony Randle not committed to supporting it at next week’s vote.

Five closed-door meetings were held to discuss the plan, as well as a number with smaller groups of councillors, a process Little described as β€œquite intense work”, but said it remained in good faith throughout. While most are pleased with the final plan, three remain lukewarm on it, with independent right-wing councillors Ray Chung, Karl Tiefenbacher, and Tony Randle not committed to supporting it at next week’s vote.

Not Ray Chung defending buffoon of a Mayor Andrew Little being made a fool of yet again by *checks notes* Ray Chung

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellingto...

02.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Aussie sports headline: NO CUMMING
FOR A MONTH.

A footballer called Sam Cumming has a shoulder injury.

Aussie sports headline: NO CUMMING FOR A MONTH. A footballer called Sam Cumming has a shoulder injury.

That’s a bit harsh on the lad.

02.03.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Poppyseed, an all-black cat with a few white hairs, sticks her tongue out as she stares off into the middle distance

Poppyseed, an all-black cat with a few white hairs, sticks her tongue out as she stares off into the middle distance

Truly an exceptional specimen

02.03.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1838    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 15
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River Writes lightly-edited, emotionally-driven trains of thought

if you want nazi opinions, you can subscribe to the nyt

if you want correct opinions, you can subscribe to my blog: riverwrites.ghost.io

02.03.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okonomi sauce

02.03.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the party line over at the substack nazi bar Jill?

02.03.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tattoo print dress

Tattoo print dress

White pink dress with symbols

White pink dress with symbols

Friday kahlo dress. teal/floral

Friday kahlo dress. teal/floral

I am selling some fat lady dresses if anyone keen

02.03.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ΠœΠ•Π”Π’Π•Π–Π¬Π― Π’Π ΠΠŸΠ•Π—Π
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The current intake of babies at the Orphan Bear Rescue Centre are all tiny little jerks and I love them youtu.be/2zUYRCvq3Nw?...

02.03.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Luxon: NZ β€˜not best placed’ to pass judgement on US and Israel The PM said New Zealand was β€œnot party or proxy” to intelligence held by the Americans and Israelis that might have influenced their decision to launch strikes.

... is our official government position really "uuuuuuuuugh idk man whatever"

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

02.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

We're going to be a real city again πŸ’ͺ

02.03.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!

02.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited!

02.03.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LESSGO!

02.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there one vulnerable or disadvantaged persons in New Zealand that this heartless Govt hasn't kicked in the guts?

02.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Whale fact
big!

Whale fact big!

wow!

02.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 15

LMAOOOO the news anchor on al jazeera said just now "i'm not really upset about investors losing money" in reference to stock markets being down and i'm fucking losing it can you IMAGINE if a new zealand media outlet said something like that akjfdhkjsfdakjhs

02.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the weather

02.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0