Johnathan Taylor Goblikon

My friends dragged me to see it in theaters. I just found it boring, it's the only movie I ever walked out of.

In spite of this, my wife insisted I watch the TV series with her. I wound up rage quitting right before the finale.

Hotel California by Eagles, Baby by Justin Bieber, Too Late to Apologize by One Republic, and Dream On by Aerosmith. All for the same reason: The tempo is just slow enough to be frustrating, it's like the musical equivalent of being stuck behind a slow walker going up the stairs.

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Makes sense.

Side note, I was a fan of them as a kid, but seeing a bit of Anthony Kiedis's autobiography where he described having sex with a 14-year-old ruined them for me.

*Harambinger

A new app alerts you if someone nearby is wearing smart glasses | TechCrunch A hobbyist developer's new app, which can detect nearby smart glasses, comes amid resistance to always-on recording and listening devices that invade people's privacy.

I don't think I've seen a pair of smart glasses in person. Installed the app anyway, it's worth a try.

Kelvin Gemstone

Check it on your calculator. Any number + 12 - 40 =

I was contacted to be interviewed by The Wall Street Journal. I didn't respond, primarily because the site I was contacted on just changed its UI, causing me to not see the message for several weeks.

If you can have a Big Mac attack, can you also have a McRib attack?

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Only plays one song, but it's this one youtu.be/h_CaoxnX_Vc?...

Back in my day, fitness influencers called it meat slop, and they had the decency to at tomato sauce and cabbage.

Warhamster 40 000

Or that posting on the internet insisting that 300 million people buck hundreds of years of linguistic tradition and start referring to themselves by a word that doesn't exist in their language isn't effective.

Having seen this discourse for years now, a lot of them don't understand that "America" is in the name of our country, and that the global north considered North and South America to be separate continents.

Thrift store cashier: Did you find everything ok?

Me, holding a lawn chair, half of a spaghetti spoon, and whatever the fuck this is: Yes, thank you.

Did she come to this conclusion by looking at the Xbox Live user base and realizing it's a bunch of virgins who want to fuck robots?

I worked with a small group of Iranian immigrants about a decade ago. Half didn't really talk politics, the other half were extremely critical of the Iranian government, but also didn't respect Trump and at no point expressed to me any desire for the US to intervene there. Take that FWIW.

They called him the fertilization president.

I still think this is too convoluted and complicated to be enforceable, while ignoring a lot of important real world considerations. This seems primarily geared towards preventing long range sharpshooter attacks, which really are not that common and would put some guns in a legal gray area.

The main problem I see with this idea is that those variables can all be changed with the setup of the gun, the shooter, and the specific batch of ammo.

That, and considering that ~90% of shootings are committed with handguns, I'd say that conceal ability is a more important metric than firepower.

very different from the methods a gun would be made in a factory, it would be pretty easy to tell them apart just by look and feel. Enforcing it by punishing anyone caught after the fact is the only way I see.

Currently, you need a license from the federal government to manufacture and sell firearms, so that side is simple. Having worked with 3D printers, I don't think it's feasible at this point to regulate them in a way that would prevent them from 3D printing regulated gun parts, but as 3D printing is

Am I being detained?

There are two types of mead drinkers: pretentious ones, and ones who routinely raid costal villages. In either case, high and left.

There have actually been a number of cases where people were charged for either tricking someone into eating a hot pepper or some other capsaicin product, or forcing it on them, as capsaicin does cause medical issues in high doses. The threshold for firing is much lower and at HR's discretion.

What a strange assumption. I'm just saying that there are channels to prevent food theft that are much less likely to result in you being fired or arrested.

Especially if you've just been caught poisoning one of your coworkers.

People say AI is a waste of energy, but humans have to spend 20 years eating, learning, digging through the ditches and burning through the witches before they can slam in the back of my Dragula.

The fact that this was announced in the middle of the night with 4 hours notice as a massive snowstorm is about to hit the East Coast seems intentional.

At PHL, terminal C is precheck only, and it's still running precheck. I wouldn't count on other airports keeping their precheck only points running as usual, but worth trying in a pinch.

Thou shalt not murder? Cult.