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" Well, what do i do ? I was the smartest man on the ark ! I've done everything ! "

" What changes ? "

( Making a face like hes tasted a lemon . )

" Yes , of course. Change . "

( He doesn't seem quite open to the idea. He'd been doing everything out of malice and spite for at least several years now. )

( Stretching his ruff and shaking it out a bit . )

" I spent my whole mortal life doing that. It was rather irritating . "

( Slumping to lay his head against the other. )

( Shifting his mandibles. Reaching a claw up to adjust his glasses . )

" Everyone being so terrified of me makes it quite hard to assimilate them. It's all. Let's run and hide! And then I have to find them and catch them.. It's a whole ordeal. "

( He sighed heavily and woefully . )

( Slithering to coil into the other. )

I have quite a lot to be a 'grump' about , thank you .

( slitheringgg over . Looking very disgruntled about it . )

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" I do not have the means to cook . "

( Gesturing to his centipedal body with a flick of his claw . He certainly can't fit into the average home . )

" I can handle it , my system is built for it ."

( Gesturing one hooked claw at the carcass . )

" A parasaur of some kind. Its very gamey.. but I haven't eaten in a while. "

( Raising his chin. )

" I won't be bothered to catch another one. Its a waste of food. "

( craning his head up from his food. A parasaur he caught and started eating. )

" Come to bother me again ? "

)): STOP STOPPP ROCKWELL GET A FUCKING LIFEEEE

( Preening at the compliment . Settling himself . )

" I know I do . "

( blinking slowly. )

" What are you looking at. "

( Stretching and yawning. Jaw splitting open . )

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" Finally SOMETHING. I swear no one knows
how to make use of their followers anymore. "

( Glancing at the beam of sun beside him , pulling his tail away from it , not keen on being burned. )

( Another scoff. )

" What do THEY do for you , hm ? Your bidding ? "

" Yes. Sooo important. "

( Scoffing and drawing himself up to his full height . )

" pointless creatures . "

" Yes . Mind numbingly so . "

" You're a bit.. much to look at . "

( look who's talking. )