Little thot of Satan's power

This is an absolute wild story

MEETING AT THE PATRIARCHY HQ A FEW YEARS AGO:

The King of Sexism: Society is getting too feminized. Any ideas how to stop this?

Wormtongue looking fantasy adviser: I suggest we make young men get eating disorders and body dysmorphia from their favorite celebrities.

The King of Sexism: Genius.

Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, starts removing 695,000 archive links If DDoSing a blog wasn't bad enough, archive site also tampered with web snapshots.

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

Tom cruise Stanley Kubrick nicole Kidman

Happy Holidays 🎄🎁

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors' Treatment Of Colds

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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

(trying to find the dialectic middle ground but have only been half paying attention) we should lay off on torturing AI until it’s smart enough to feel pain

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)

Glad to announce the real winner of the Australian election: coal! Let's keep turning that shit into the gas that cooks us

Screenshot of a single question and answer from interview in the Times Literary Supplement with Ursula K. Le Guin. Here is the quote: If you could make a change to anything you’ve written over the years, what would it be? In The Dispossessed, I would mention the communal pickle barrels at street corners in the big towns, restocked by whoever in the community has made or kept more pickles than they need. I knew about the free pickles all along, but never could fit them into the book.

Ursula K. Le Guin on the true pain of being a writer

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

[peanut butter factory]

BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy

ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay

They should invent mind control but for your own mind

(rolling my eyes and doing jackoff motion in front of king solomon) uhh yeah man sure, go ahead and cut my baby in half. great idea, idiot-- hey wait why are you giving it to her

The first Pride was a riot... a laugh riot! Mel Brooks Presents Stoneballs, in theaters this June.

if there's wild horses chained to 1 of my limbs i'm not sweating it. but when it starts edging up towards 3 or 4 you'll catch me looking for the exit

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

If you encounter one person walking like an asshole, they’re an asshole. If everyone around you is walking like an asshole, you’re perfect at walking. People should be taking lessons off you.

TikTok influencer: JFK had pretty privilege that he used to beat Nixon in their televised debate.

Second TikTok influencer crying silently: JFK's pretty privilege is why he was targeted for assassination.