Little thot of Satan's power

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

(trying to find the dialectic middle ground but have only been half paying attention) we should lay off on torturing AI until it’s smart enough to feel pain

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)

Glad to announce the real winner of the Australian election: coal! Let's keep turning that shit into the gas that cooks us

Screenshot of a single question and answer from interview in the Times Literary Supplement with Ursula K. Le Guin. Here is the quote: If you could make a change to anything you’ve written over the years, what would it be? In The Dispossessed, I would mention the communal pickle barrels at street corners in the big towns, restocked by whoever in the community has made or kept more pickles than they need. I knew about the free pickles all along, but never could fit them into the book.

Ursula K. Le Guin on the true pain of being a writer

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

[peanut butter factory]

BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy

ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay

They should invent mind control but for your own mind

(rolling my eyes and doing jackoff motion in front of king solomon) uhh yeah man sure, go ahead and cut my baby in half. great idea, idiot-- hey wait why are you giving it to her

The first Pride was a riot... a laugh riot! Mel Brooks Presents Stoneballs, in theaters this June.

if there's wild horses chained to 1 of my limbs i'm not sweating it. but when it starts edging up towards 3 or 4 you'll catch me looking for the exit

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

If you encounter one person walking like an asshole, they’re an asshole. If everyone around you is walking like an asshole, you’re perfect at walking. People should be taking lessons off you.

TikTok influencer: JFK had pretty privilege that he used to beat Nixon in their televised debate.

Second TikTok influencer crying silently: JFK's pretty privilege is why he was targeted for assassination.

Look out! 👀

Trains are a kind of miracle

A Union Pacific Railroad Snow Wedge fitted to a heavy tank car, it consists of a very long wedge that pushes the snow aside and past with its shape and is painted with black and white stripes. It looks like a medieval weapon.

all street running light rail vehicles should be fitted with a terrifying wedge to emphasize that you will lose against this vehicle

Nytimes letterboxes game says paleozoic is not a word (it’s a word)

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