Mark Burdon

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the mental images all the time 😂

Please change your name back to Miko something 😭

The teacher reached under the desk and pressed a big red button marked "Parasite Insect Alarm". The army burst into the room, seized the drawing and immediately set out to destroy all potatoes within ten thousand clicks.

It's tough with Man Utd next. FOMO

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Tiny green arrow. The team has been sent for a cold shower and told to do better next week. #fpl gw7

Timber in line to get 2 bonus points, and currently on 8 defcons 👀

Ange needs to hold on until Forest play Bournemouth in GW9 #fpl

Bruno blank against Sunderland is going to be amazing

#fpl GW7
Friday deadline is nice.
Not quite a BB week but not surprised if I bench points.

🌍 5.8m
🧢 Haaland
♻️ Timber in for Tarkowski

Innocent smoothie message to not eat conkers.

#fpl gw6
Good wildcard week. Returns from Haaland captain, Senesi, Semenyo, extra point from Andersen.
Loads of points on the bench but that's what happens when you pick good players. Will start those guys more often.
Up to 5.8m OR, just about where I started.

Last game of the week so probably no extra DC after the fact for Tarko. 🥲 #fpl

LOL

They must be on the Basic plan, no frills, lo res graphics. Brighton got the eye of the seagull in there! But you won't hear about this on the footy podcasts

Forest logo has been done dirty there.

Alderete, Anthony and Rodon riding my bench. 25 points... equal to my XI's points last GW

Thoughts on this WC draft?
When I take Salah out I end up spending more money for players I'm not convinced by, so keeping him around.

#fpl

Is someone going around punching thighs in the Spurs locker room?

Terrible week in #fpl, down to 7.7m

25 points all out 🤡
Wildcard active

25 points all out mate.

Differential Disasterclass

Makes Def Con points even more important surely

I'm cooked

This formation is cursed 😱
#fpl gw5 looking like a rough one unless Wood and Watkins wake up.
Wildcard button likely getting hit tomorrow for gw6.

That triple cap one is surprising

In the sense that they aren't being used in a Bayesian model.

How would you describe these priors in a paper?

FH success. Gained 2 million in rank, Haaland captain and Andersen the heroes #fpl
Question now is to stick with Villa and Forest for a week or two, or wildcard early

Wat