Martin Bell

Say what you will about Dick Cheney

Fuck-ing-hell, Mr Onion.

Yeah, especially juxtaposed with him finding the gun. But still threw me a bit.

Given all the talk on here and that I have some time on my hands I've started giving it a watch.

What the fuck is up with him kissing her vibrator??

29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'

He died doing what he loved: not having a heart 💔

Although this looks like AI to me, I like to think he's just preparing for his next encounter with ICE.

Saw that Reform ponce on tv last night saying “we’re on the side of people who set their alarm every night”.
If you have to set your alarm every night, you must be an absolute moron. So it’s not all lies

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

She's off running through the maze, terrified.

Idiot boy doing his best "creepy photo from the end of The Shining" impression there.

Every time someone has a Gatsby party it’s like announcing they don’t read

I wouldn't be. It's just unobtanium that gets you high.

I wonder which branch of the military Jesus would have joined?

New Darwin Fades.

Best I've got.

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.

Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

This might be one of the best remakes I’ve ever heard.

Bloody ice at it again.

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

theonion.com/ice-agent-7-...

Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.

screenshot from https://clickhole.com/incredible-we-asked-these-astronauts-what-it-s-like-to-1825124428/ “You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”

No one does horror like the folks at the Onion back in the day doing Clickhole

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King Every Haunted House Movie

An old video for the spookiest night of the year: the day Nevada became the 36th state.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwDqRXec4s

This thread is amazing and great job on the alt-text too.

I can't Alan-Partridge-shrugging-gif this hard enough.

“Photography has all sorts of genres... but one of the things that I think it does better than anything else is to record life as it is" - David Hurn

Kenilworth Elementary where the students get into the spirit of Halloween with the help of a dressed up teacher.
Phoenix, 1979. Photo David Hurn.

a swan laying on its back in a hammock

you may be cool but are you "swan in a hammock" cool