Martin Bell

Fireman and an alcoholic.

It's ok, they'll manage to brush it off.

That's a very good goal. Bastards.

FFS

I'm like a fucking seesaw right now.

A photo of an Irish road sign for Banna Strand

There’s always money in the

Well. I'm not laughing now.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Where are these Dubai refugees going to live when they return ? Canary Wharf will be a ghetto for folk with bright teeth and dogs in Gucci handbags

Those Dubai expats, calculate how much tax they would have paid had they stayed in the UK, and that's exactly the cost of a flight out.

As Jesus says in Two Corinthians, "Mercy is for pussies."

We've put the world's most stupid people in charge of it.

You can’t outrun the consequences of being stupid forever, but sometimes you don’t notice them, due to being stupid

This'll be on Trump's gravestone.

When conservatives say that they want to go back to an earlier time, it didn't cross my mind that it was the middle ages.

she be absolutely fumin'

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

That's a gif you can hear.

Trump's trying to find the guy who did this.

"We could just grab them by the pussy"

Phwoar.

Were the cannibals warming him up in a massive cooking pot?

YouTube video by triple j Turnstile cover The Stone Roses' ‘I Wanna Be Adored’ for Like A Version

if you can play this through some decent speakers, not just your phone / laptop youtu.be/sZgZotipa-0?...

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

This week on you couldn’t write this shit: Melania a migrant in a country that violently snatches its citizens from the streets due to anti-immigration sentiment whipped up by the state, sits at the head of its security council calling for “peace through education” as her husband bombs schools.

Is not working. He's still a fascist, war mongering sex pest.