@lancetjades.bsky.social
Disabled RPG streamer. Stroke survivor.
I love when obvious scambots (the add me on discord type) on twitch follow me, make their pitch, get ignored, and then 2 days later, the creator dashboard shows "Unknown user followed 2 days ago."
15.11.2025 22:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0On a stream hiatus until late January as I visit my mom over the holidays.
15.11.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you aren't streaming literally as you typed that, you are doing it wrong and kitty thinks poorly of you.
12.11.2025 01:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why did they make metroid prime 1 and 4 when those aren't prime numbers
really the franchise should be metroid prime 2,3,5 and 7 by now
I feel so strongly about this infographic that while I have nothing to add, I feel a straight repost with no commentary is also insufficient.
06.11.2025 22:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They melted down all of the Lisa Frank stationary from the 90s and only got ONE knife out of it.
06.11.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
A bit late, but time for the final episode of this game! Might try and clean up the remaining trophies afterwards, since there aren't many left.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #13
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
Yesterday fizzled, let's give the lead up to the end and the optional dungeon another try!
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #12
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
Maybe we try the Deep Dungeon. Oh, sorry, I mean Midlight's Deep.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #11
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Final Fantasy Tictacs: The Limberry Chronicles.
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I have it on questionable authority that this is a capital D Dog.
01.11.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
Math is love. Math is life.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #9
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Chapter 4: Sidequest City and a Special Guest (not literally a guest character).
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Stream will be at 8pm tonight to continue troubleshooting connection issues.
30.10.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember how just a few years ago during the worst of the pandemic when we saw how the govt can actually do big things and saw that our collective health & well-being are intertwined, and then corporations got mad that they lost a modicum of power and helped fund a backlash of amnesia and fascism?
30.10.2025 03:58 โ ๐ 3690 ๐ 936 ๐ฌ 44 ๐ 59
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Let's finish Riovanes Castle and close out chapter 3.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #7
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Actually, will stream at 7pm EST instead, delaying an hour to test something.
29.10.2025 22:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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Will we manage to finish out chapter 3? Or will we crash and burn on grind mountain?
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
Ha ha pretty stone goes brrr
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
I sure hope there aren't otherworldly demons living inside magic gems in MY political struggle RPG.
OH NO.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #4
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
Mystic is the worst class.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #3
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In FFT, I hate the Mystic (Oracle) class. My least favorite by far. For something that should be theoretically useful with a lot of mechanically decent spells, it manages to be an unavoidable black hole of awful for me. Beyond merely useless, having even one Mystic actively hinders my performance.
25.10.2025 10:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
My Ramza is level 25 before the end of chapter 1 and has not finished a battle with less than 20 speed since unlocking Tailwind. HELP.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #2
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Reskeeting with alt text but yeah that's basically right. Reagan fucked us all in ways that we can barely comprehend
23.10.2025 18:10 โ ๐ 266 ๐ 125 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 4Starting up this remake of a great PS1 game, now with voice acting! There will be swords, shields, fists, perfume, designer handbags, all the staples of a fantasy game!
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #1
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Puppy will help with anything you need. And by help, I mean the opposite of help, obviously.
23.10.2025 20:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Then I just have to make not having Mime unlocked even more annoying and distasteful than unlocking Mime. I've spent the better part of eight years training for this. My craft is perfected.
21.10.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mime. Always Mime. The only correct answer. Maximum effort, minimum value.
21.10.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Spec Ops: The Line game banner
Time to start up the second day of Spec Ops: The Line, and we're starting off with everyone's favorite war crime, the White Phosphorus Incident! Not sure if I'll finish it tonight, but we ARE about halfway or so.
Spec Ops: The Line all endings #2 - War Crimes edition
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Spec Ops: The Line
Now for a game that is the diametric opposite of Phantom Brave! It's time for one of the most unique military shooting games that tries to disguise itself as a generic military shooter.
Do you feel like a hero yet?
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