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"Stick-in-the-mud" The Times. "His Influence is spreading" Radio 4. Heritage stuff and rubbish. Views my own, not my employer.

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Must have heard you like it round the back from someone

07.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All the gays

07.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The guy in the Rana pasta advert is SO shagging his girlfriend’s mum.

07.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One https://theonion.com/trump-defends-addition-of-ballroom-to-air-force-one/

06.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 1099    🔁 108    💬 18    📌 6

I knew of this place, but didn’t know it was the first recorded fuck. Brandon Hill was also so-used, but we still at least have Fairyland on the Downs on which to sport.

06.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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05.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Monch

05.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That’ll be just great for morale. Do may get the shove?

05.03.2026 11:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This fucking boils my piss. Hardly respectful behaviour towards employees

05.03.2026 11:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The derelict Pittards Factory, Yeovil, is a better Brutalist building than I thought. Or maybe it was just yesterday’s sun.

05.03.2026 07:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spoilers

25.02.2026 10:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh god. That’s freakish.

06.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ai: bringing the dead back to life.

05.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Just burn

03.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sadly, it’s new and in Waterstones.

03.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The best way to farm engagement on any platform is to make a typo that EVERYON would like to inform you of.

03.02.2026 08:17 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'd have to buy it first, and that would kill me

03.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Less useful though, and less long lasting

03.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“The only conservative in the room” must be getting lonely by now. Won’t someone give her a home? Now only £1

02.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Oh that’s good

02.02.2026 07:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words you can 't handle the truth ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words you can 't handle the truth
31.01.2026 09:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cognitive dissonance

30.01.2026 22:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’ll be lucky to get HR to sign off on that as a job description

30.01.2026 17:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

... the training of an accountant; half that of a lawyer; the eduction of an exciseman; good height, good weight, and a few lessons in boxing."

30.01.2026 17:33 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking hell. I really loathe DJ Spoony's playlists. Arrrrgh. Turning over.

30.01.2026 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage":
It came from Sausage Space

30.01.2026 13:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage":
Sausage on the Orient Express

30.01.2026 12:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep

Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep

Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep https://theonion.com/man-unrecognizable-after-full-8-hours-of-sleep/

28.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 1436    🔁 139    💬 8    📌 30

I’m not kidding either. Just post-snooze and bleary.

28.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently mine’s called Points West 😬

28.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0