Archidave

Am I the only one to find Sarah Cox's tone on the radio insufferably superficial and synthetic?

Seems a little vindictive.

Alternatively, give them to me so I don't have to listen to him

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

HUGE wife. Absolutely MASSIVE Scottish wife.

Not with his wet fart incident so recent!

You’re always shaking the sausage

Strimmer on this one.

Got my Stans mixed up. Turkmenistan. Merv has now transitioned to Mary, I discover! .

Mind you do t pinch my back hair james

It’s not far off that. It’s Kings Weston lily pond

I’ll need measurements

Sure thing. I’ve stripped to my boxers and I’m lying face-down. Flip?

Subbuteto?

They find their way through concrete in the end. We are all doomed

Am I a cupcake?

Anyone out there offer to give a chap a back massage?

And that, dear reader, is why I am utterly fucked today.

You’re the resurrection man

Sending a bear-hug. Don’t take on too much if it’s making the job less enjoyable x

As cute IRL?

Aww. Where’d you find him?

Absolutely this!

Stag stag stag!

🤢

I feel outpowered 😢

More fox shits?