Greg Richter

Just in case it’s 1980 and you’re on the fence about grabbing McDonald’s for breakfast, here’s a free BIC RAZOR!

How Max Lucado Came To Change His Mind on the End Times Pastor and author @MaxLucado has changed his mind on the end times and now accepts some views that are distinctive of dispensationalism.

Max Lucado admits he’s changed his mind about the end times—and says Daniel, Revelation, and Israel’s rebirth helped reshape his view. ‘I think I’ve misread some of this prophetic teaching,’ he tells @edstetzer.

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation Few Can Save Enough To Relax And Enjoy Next Life

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation theonion.com/rising-...

This from the great Alan Alda. 🙌
The best advice an actor might EVER hear.

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

This is dark

I can tell which of you have never had an olive loaf sandwich made by your Daddy on a hot day fishing in an Alumacraft boat. #HappyFathersDay

Looking to Deal and.

Wasn't expecting the Anti-Christ would be so Keystone Cops.

Jeremie Frimpong passed our no dickhead policy with flying colours. #Dutchpool #LFC #ExcitingTimes

Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to give the impression that they had been burning the midnight oil while CEO Elon Musk was away in Washington, D.C., employees at Tesla reportedly scrambled Thursday to make the office look like they’d been sleeping there. “Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty […]

“Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we’ve been showering here,” said Tesla engineer Todd Costello theonion.com/tesla-e...

The French president’s wife slapped him on camera, so @pdoocy went to the Oval Office to see whether @realDonaldTrump had any marital advice for the couple.

I don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."

Area Man Beginning To Think He Has Memorial Day Off

Area Man Beginning To Think He Has Memorial Day Off
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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism

‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism
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'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes

'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes
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Very Important Man One Of The Main Guys Where He Works

Very Important Man One Of The Main Guys Where He Works
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Savings tip: try non-fancy ketchup and unprepared mustard on your veggie burger.

You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored

You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-can...

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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This is The Last Supper now.

25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink

132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

Happy 92nd birthday to the one and only Carol Burnett!

happy april 25th aka the perfect date ✨

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." - John Burroughs

The dripping blood our only drink,
The bloody flesh our only food:
In spite of which we like to think
That we are sound, substantial flesh and blood—
Again, in spite of that, we call this Friday good.

— T.S. Eliot, East Coker

“I do not nullify the grace of God, for if righteousness were through the law, then Christ died for no purpose.” (Galatians 2:21 ESV)

Implicit in every attempt to earn God’s acceptance is saying to Christ, “What you did really wasn’t necessary.”

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