@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
🎶And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die🎶
Fixing the whine from the idler pulleys in "Betsy"
23.11.2025 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Back on my bullshit.
23.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
So is Micah!
22.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You and your family have set an amazing precedent.
22.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mateo is getting a drone!
22.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Injecting weed is for dummies
21.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"How fucking dare you wear white on an airplane after Labor Day!!!"
20.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it's electric, they'll respect you.
20.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh shut it
19.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We don't talk about how good Gary Stevens was in Seabiscuit
19.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
18.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 475 🔁 86 💬 6 📌 0
Olivia Nuzzi tweeting “why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources?” in 2015
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18.11.2025 05:44 — 👍 1695 🔁 221 💬 41 📌 38
"Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart guy, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game. It's about the cones."
15.11.2025 23:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your BlueSky alpine skiing correspondent checking in once again to let you know that Mikaela Shiffrin won race #102 today, her 9th at Levi. The winner at Levi gets a reindeer. She has more reindeer than Santa Claus!!!!!
15.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm impressed you scored coke at an Aloft
15.11.2025 05:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gotta be an Aloft. They all look the same.
15.11.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Apparently
14.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With a plastic bag over my head
14.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a train wreck. You can't look away. And you'll hate myself for watching it. Kind of like a book you hate reading, you get to the end and throw the book because you're so pissed at yourself, knowing everyone involved fucking sucks
14.11.2025 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a total piece of shit.
14.11.2025 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Alex vs A-Rod documentary makes the FIFA movie, United Passions, look like Citizen Kane. What a fucking sociopath
14.11.2025 05:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0He's on a mission from God
13.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're talking to a guy who, when he went to pick up a sandwich today, stopped at the Total Wine nextdoor and bought a 36 pack of Coors Light, a 12er of Bitburger, a 6 pack of a local micro brew, and a bottle of Bulleit Rye.
Wait, maybe that's my problem.......
Started this evening with bourbon and now onto wine. Not sure it's helping
13.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've never felt worse about the overall prospects for humanity than I'm feeling right now
13.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the most optimistic I've been about this team in a long time. Quality wins, 60 minutes of effort.
12.11.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reposting with an iconic fictional band
(Eddie Lives!!!!)
Surprised he didn't write this one too
pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
