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The reason this is rarely flipped is heterosexuality and patriarchy. Women are taught that men are brutish beasts they must nevertheless throw themselves at, love, redeem and civilize. When it’s flipped it’s usually “wah! evil sexy bitch lady monster tricked me with horny, then killed and ate me! 😢”

A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.

Deliver us Lord from IPAs, and grant us Bockbiers and red ales in our day!

incoming high profile embarassment

The most amazing part is that we know they'll try again and get it dismissed for some other stupid reason.

Today I gathered with hundreds of radical anarchists and we read from our favorite zine

BREAKING

A federal judge has dismissed the charges against former FBI Director James Comey and New York State Attorney General Tish James WITHOUT prejudice.

We are in a really bad place but things would be much worse if any of these people were competent. I thank the universe for that every day.

Men need to become eunuchs for Christ and join monasteries, not subject women they don’t love and children they view as props to their inadequacies

WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.

Here comes Russia's next war

Ngl the funniest outcome would the administration seeing this all the way through and the military acquitting him, really bad for civil-military relations, but funny

“The property requires a program of refurbishment”

alas, there's a lot of sanewashing in this piece - even as it expresses frustration in RFK, it treats him as a legitimate, good faith actor in a way that's just not true.

Hellsite is toast.

@wutangforchildren.bsky.social

"NEW: 105 Representatives Demand D.O.J. Fully Enforce Hate Crime Laws" Read the letter (arrow pointing right). IMAGE: U.S. Capitol, Department of Justice seal.

"Today, Congressional Equality Caucus Chair Rep. Mark Takano (CA-39), Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus Chair Rep. Grace Meng (NY-06), House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Rep. Jamie Raskin (MD-08), Congressional Hispanic Caucus Chair Rep. Adriano Espaillat (NY-13), Democratic Women’s Caucus Chair Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández (NM-03), and Congressional Black Caucus Chair Rep. Yvette Clark (NY-09) led 105 Members of Congress in sending an oversight letter to Department of Justice regarding its work to prevent hate crimes and enforce hate crime laws." Read the Members’ full letter at the link in our bio.

Today, the Chairs of @equality.house.gov, @capac.house.gov, @hispaniccaucus.bsky.social, @demwomencaucus.bsky.social, @cbc.house.gov, & the RM of @democrats-judiciary.house.gov led 105 Reps. in demanding DOJ protect ALL Americans from bias-motivated violence by fully enforcing hate crime laws.

never seen a lady so mad to be factchecked that dems aren't mass slaughtering jews

Trump, the convicted felon…

the thing about him is he's permanently channelling a culture that's 15yrs out of date like it's new

Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??

That explains. If it was a rosary we’d see scorch marks and smoke rising from his hand

We have people sincerely believing in astrology and Etsy witches killing Charlie Kirk! Dig down enough and particle physics might as well be demonology! Life has always been spreadsheets *and* magic and that is the wondrous duality of humanity!

Kills me that the only millennial parents I know who like Bluey are too normie to have watched (or, in the case of my sister, enjoyed when I forced her to watch) MST3K

I have been assured time and again that the Atlantic is a great publication even though it’s staffed by some of the worst journalists on the planet including one who admits he ignored what was happening but it wasn’t his fault because the left was just too annoying and “early” about it

*fart noise*

There’s a reason we were in the streets about this

Thé times OPed Said those protesters should be bombed

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

And if you do pirate YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT, ESPECIALLY NOT THE CREATORS WHOSE WORK YOU STOLE. fandom used to have a cone of silence that worked way better than this corporatization of fandom currently ongoing, which invites people in who don't know how to act and don't care either

DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it