Lucia Marosso

The channel implodes. The drama is all over these internet niches. Lucia calls it off with Ultros for the hundredth time. Carl's upset because both of his parents are upset. Lucia goes on to sell her wares elsewhere.

There were no survivors.

Which puts Ultros in a spot. So of course he hires someone to do his T&A shots in Lucia's finished but unrevealed clothes. Lucia comes back, finds out about what Ultros has done, and beats the everloving shit out of him for going behind her back like that. It's all on camera, unedited, and uploaded.

The real impact of Lucia and Ultros running a fashion blog is the behind-the-scenes drama. Ultros, always planning for fame and riches, is going to push hard on Lucia getting her own brand set up. Lucia's doing this to help novice weavers get a start. Eventually she'll disappear for a few months.

Lucia has a vlog about her seamstressing skills. Ultros is the cameraman. They fight over editing. Lucia's particular advice is how to fit into skin-tight clothing and how to keep your unmentionables in place. Ultros's camera work is always T&A. Usually this results in fantastic softcore content.

Urianger would love Carl as the happy go lucky people pleaser that he is. That would endear him so much to Lucia.

There's so much good drama in it!! Lucia can't let shit go!! Thancred just wants her to tell him he's a good man!! Urianger very much seeing how they mirror each other and he wants them to heal and grow!! There's so much fuel for this!

Puts my wol and Thancred in the microwave wrapped in foil

Thancred -> Lucia: Veiwing her as someone he wishes he could be, especially when it comes to ideals of heroism.
Lucia -> Thancred: Can't stand him because what she sees in him are her own shortcomings.

Both of them love Urianger like fish need water.

They're similar people coming from similar places, emotionally. Both grew up real rough and have a lot of unaddressed trauma they're working through. And it's double funny since I settled on GNB being Lucia's main Job.

Rotating Thancred/Lucia/Urianger in my head right now. I can't stand Thancred but Thancred and Lucia playing off each other would be so fun.

Lucia's a hugger and she has to really hate you if she rejects a hug.

Classic "Ahoy there!"

A screenshot of Lucia Marosso on her couch beside Carl (Wind-Up Ultros minion). She is sitting with her hand on her knee. Carl is sitting beside her.

A screenshot of Lucia Marosso on her couch beside Carl (Wind-Up Ultros minion). Lucia is reading a book to Carl. Carl is looking away, distracted.

Lucia and Carl hanging out at home! She reads him stories about the stars.

Lucia's playing Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball

To the degree that I was pretty mad about the options we were given in choices for dialogue being ooc for here.

Lucia's a bit too eager to use violence to solve problems.

I wasn't going for cute with her, but she's going to have some degree of cute because of her sunny personality.

She's going to punch the walls anyway. Then be sad she can't. Why did you not let her punch through walls? Now she's gonna complain about it.

She is kool-aid manning through the locked door.

Terrible. She's always on the go, and if you're not ready for a polyam mess, she's also sleeping around and getting back with her ONE ex.
If you are ready for a polyam mess, she's still always coming and going and busy and absolutely honey sweet when she's got her arms around you.

Lucia does charity work in the form of doing free jobs for women and sex workers, specifically. She feels very strongly about Protect Girls meaning more than just protecting them in a fight.

Lucia enjoys weaving/sewing, so when she's not adventuring she does that.

Toppy switch. This causes so many problems.

She's got no formal education, but her hips arcanist taught her how to read and do numbers.

No school for Lucia, she's wearing work clothes for swabbing decks, repairing nets, and climbing through rigging.

She's gonna drop everything to help. Here's a bed, I'll sleep on the couch. She's lived rough, she'll do all she can.

"Well I'm married, but..."
She's "married" to Ultros. He just said they were and she took that personally.

This poor alien is going to learn the meaning of love. And divorce.

"How many pineapples do you have in there?"
Lucia upturns her bag. A torrent of fresh pineapple tumbles out. There are no survivors.

I have never had the chance to use this gag at any time. I'm waiting for a good opportunity to unleash it.

She won't even blink when she agrees to it. Monk training once again proves a smart move. She is never weaponless.

About however much it costs to visit another Ala Mhigan. She's like to over pay, especially if the person doing her hair is a war widow.