They are talking about birthright citizenship. I'm not sure why.
07.12.2025 07:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@almost2online.bsky.social
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They are talking about birthright citizenship. I'm not sure why.
07.12.2025 07:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lizza has posted part 2 of this story, which has a gross poem about a blowjob by RFK jr as a teaser and also more gross sex stuff* if you want to pay. That's what they're talking about.
* not judging; if RFK jr is involved it is per se gross
She also wrote some sort of terrible memoir, apparently.
18.11.2025 18:26 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a [former?] journalist named Olivia Nuzzi who covered presidential campaigns. She had an affair with RFK Jr. while covering his 2024 run and also with Mark Sanford in 2020 (the hiking-in-Argentina SC governor), according to her ex-fiancΓ©, Ryan Lizza.
That's what they're talking about.
Trump proposed 50 year mortgages as a way to address housing. That's what they are talking about.
09.11.2025 16:02 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Kim Kardashian said the moon landing was fake on a podcast or something. That's what they're talking about.
31.10.2025 13:49 β π 57 π 5 π¬ 15 π 2New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani told a story about his aunt, but the person was actually his father's cousin, and his opponents are making a big deal about it. That's what people are talking about.
29.10.2025 15:20 β π 409 π 51 π¬ 69 π 1Feel free to reply to posts here and provide more context or links or whatever, but this account won't try to do that. The point here is to tell people--as simply as possible--what the heck people are talking about so they don't have to search it out on their own. /x
21.10.2025 21:52 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I will try to figure things out and post here as soon as I can, but if you don't find the answer here and wind up figuring it out yourself, you can DM or tag this account and I'll put it up for others to find. /2
21.10.2025 21:49 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This account is for people who are almost too online but not enough to know what people are talking about. Every post will be a one sentence explanation, like: x person, candidate for whatever, has a tattoo which says whatever, which is racist. (This intro post doesn't count) /1
21.10.2025 21:47 β π 75 π 22 π¬ 4 π 1Trump is tearing down part of the East Wing of the White House to build a big ballroom.
21.10.2025 18:35 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Here is the first post: bsky.app/profile/almo...
21.10.2025 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Graham Planter, who is trying to win the Democratic nomination for Susan Collins's Senate seat, has a skull tattoo like the German "death's head" tattoo worn by actual Nazis. That's what they are talking about.
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