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Hyper Mega Bummer Boy

@merrittless.bsky.social

I’ve got eyes on the gay person. NYC | a la AZ | @mattgmerritt πŸ“Έ

248 Followers  |  205 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023
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Went here and everyone knew you

19.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf he did NOT even try to hide them

10.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday to this random stranger who I don’t know at all @kkova811.bsky.social

11.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot this app existed - anyway…

16.06.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cosmo & Wanda but make them both GAY

08.06.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have never felt smarter than when watching people use the kiosk Amazon return

12.12.2024 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Target popping off rn by playing β€˜What is This Feeling?’

23.11.2024 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A hug from Alison Hammond would cure all my problems

22.11.2024 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I need shorter short recs

21.11.2024 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me getting ready for wicked tonight

20.11.2024 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the level of adjacent/cruelty I love

20.11.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grabbing a coffee - you need anything?

19.11.2024 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.11.2024 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually really like it!! (But f*** 1000 doves)

19.11.2024 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woke up to my X account hacked. Think it’s a

19.11.2024 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Spin studio is doing a class solely to the Wicked soundtrack? Oh I’m going

19.11.2024 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Becoming a big fan of going to the gym (read: sitting in the sauna and reading on my phone)

19.11.2024 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The twinks won at game night. Please clap

17.11.2024 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We love a jalapenis bread

17.11.2024 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the chrome extension following all my x alt mutual from my main πŸ˜“

10.11.2024 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess we’re back??

07.11.2024 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally deleted all my Twitter circle content. RIP girl

15.07.2023 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that 80% of all posts on any platform are solely about other social media platforms πŸ˜‚

06.07.2023 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0