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Hyper Mega Bummer Boy

@merrittless.bsky.social

I’ve got eyes on the gay person. NYC | a la AZ | @mattgmerritt 📸

250 Followers  |  205 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023  |  1.5088

Latest posts by merrittless.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Happy birthday to this random stranger who I don’t know at all @kkova811.bsky.social

11.08.2025 15:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Forgot this app existed - anyway…

16.06.2025 01:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cosmo & Wanda but make them both GAY

08.06.2025 01:40 — 👍 61    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Have never felt smarter than when watching people use the kiosk Amazon return

12.12.2024 13:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Target popping off rn by playing ‘What is This Feeling?’

23.11.2024 15:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A hug from Alison Hammond would cure all my problems

22.11.2024 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think I need shorter short recs

21.11.2024 03:20 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me getting ready for wicked tonight

20.11.2024 18:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the level of adjacent/cruelty I love

20.11.2024 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Grabbing a coffee - you need anything?

19.11.2024 20:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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19.11.2024 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually really like it!! (But f*** 1000 doves)

19.11.2024 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Woke up to my X account hacked. Think it’s a

19.11.2024 13:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Spin studio is doing a class solely to the Wicked soundtrack? Oh I’m going

19.11.2024 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Becoming a big fan of going to the gym (read: sitting in the sauna and reading on my phone)

19.11.2024 00:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The twinks won at game night. Please clap

17.11.2024 04:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

We love a jalapenis bread

17.11.2024 00:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not the chrome extension following all my x alt mutual from my main 😓

10.11.2024 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess we’re back??

07.11.2024 22:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally deleted all my Twitter circle content. RIP girl

15.07.2023 15:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love that 80% of all posts on any platform are solely about other social media platforms 😂

06.07.2023 13:17 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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