Erik Berlin

Screen capture of Lucille Bluth in the television series Arrested Development, holding a tea cup.

I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 6.2 million dollars?

22.11.2024 00:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When people refer to “the pandemic,” especially in writing, I think of “The Great War.”

17.04.2023 20:24 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the bluesky timeline is called
the skyline

13.04.2023 05:47 — 👍 424    🔁 107    💬 13    📌 16

I went to a new dentist today who, after looking in my mouth, asked if I smoked (I do not). Can a dentist really not tell whether someone smokes? I’m pretty sure he was trying to neg me into whitening my teeth. Should I look for a different dentist or am I being too sensitive?

13.04.2023 02:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Doing my part to keep the unemployment numbers up, so the Fed stops hiking interest rates

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Your lack of reply here leads me to believe that I won the flight (KO). Better luck next time, friend.

12.04.2023 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As opposed to your kind, who wouldn’t pull the lever, I suppose?

12.04.2023 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If your hotness could cause computers to melt, it could not be contained by any computer. Therefore it must be impossible for any such images to exist.

12.04.2023 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That might be true for the other website app but the distributed architecture of this one makes it resistant to meltdown. Try again, buddy.

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You use a cartoon avatar, in part, because you are ashamed of your own self image

12.04.2023 01:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0