The Chris Michael®️

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.

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IDF be like

Driving a giant 4-door pickup truck with a shorter bed is like walking around with a conspicuous bulge that’s mostly ball.

Mass slaughter in Gaza stands apart from other genocides, Chris Sidoti says: ‘People cannot escape’ Australian human rights expert who was on UN commission of inquiry labels Israel’s strategy a failure that ‘has not brought peace and has not destroyed Hamas’

Youngest child: “why is this genocide different from all other genocides?”

“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL”

Hearing the President refer to PDX as “war-ravaged” (to primarily red-state supporters who will neither visit nor confirm) makes me realize this is what the United States has been saying about China, Iran, the Middle East, etc my whole life.

“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?”

“No, we have Fukushima at home”

The Fukushima at home:

Dog TERF

I should call her

TikTok’s US operations are changing hands and will be retraining the algo on US-only data. No word yet on whether a new app is needed.
Meanwhile, @skylight.social — the TikTok of the atmosphere — is seeing massive growth this week.
🔗 skylight.social

It’s this or nothing.

Annihilation (2018)

Everything old is new again.

No one:
No one at all:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:

ChatGPT: “you’re very welcome!”

That one stiff gym sock under your bed

Actual paid post on LinkedIn

Sumerian Kareem

My upstairs neighbor at 11:00 at night

Mood

I wish people who call themselves “neurospicy” brought that same self-diagnosed ‘spiciness’ to conversation, or science, or journalism, or the arts, or humanities, or politics, or corporate world… instead of just brandishing it like a get-out-of-jail-free card to absolve themselves of accountability

Babe wake up new Gaza just dropped

1985’s Wizard of Oz 2: Return to Oz

POV: you’re about to meet Richard Gere

When you don’t read your party talking points, you just skim them

Me fighting my own brain at 3am

Two clips that give the same energy

Babe wake up new Red State Blue State map just dropped