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Jon Horsley

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Never can write these

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Pete Hegseth won't see your very funny jokes, but your friends who launched decapitation strikes at the leadership of a heavily armed country of 90 million in a hugely volatile region with no congressional approval, clear objective, or plan beyond dropping bombs and hoping for the best, will.

02.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 105    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

Really looked like there was a gap between bat and ball?

01.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ultraedge is really weird nowadays.

01.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know it's not the main issue, but what's the FIFA protocol for when a host nation for a world cup attacks or declares war against a participating nation in the run up to the competition? especially when the head of the host nation is in receipt of your inaugural peace prize?

28.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 194    🔁 82    💬 8    📌 5
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SWFC News: Owls takeover collapses - James Bord-led consortium withdraws from process The takeover of Sheffield Wednesday by a consortium led by James Bord has collapsed, with the group having moved to signal their withdrawal from proceedings, The Star can reveal.

oh great. www.thestar.co.uk/sport/footba...

25.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This post is the single best advert for the fact that proper local journalism matters.
If Jim’s team hadn’t put the pieces together quickly, this wouldn’t have been stopped.

24.02.2026 10:44 — 👍 681    🔁 266    💬 2    📌 4

Yeah but my Tourette's friends only shout positive encouragement!

23.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah amazing, ta.

23.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh those look ideal. Ta.

23.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was. We had an argument about them, on the forum.

I'll try John Lewis, ta.

23.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just been on the recieving end of a snide "like". Painful.

23.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You got a link by any chance? It's hard to tell by looking at the old sites what's kinda light or easily breakable...

23.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@nickcroom.bsky.social Hey! Once ages ago I'm sure you had a le creuset alternative. Am I right? If so, what was it?

23.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Big mistake that. They're going to be shit for 40 minutes.

22.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They'd manage to give them 26 seconds of injury time.

Nice work on the old mara btw.

22.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah. I think a lot of the bottle stuff is overstated (they basically haven't played well for half a season) but the anxiety when they do lead is so obvious.

22.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If I was Arsenal manager I would tell them not to score. They're total shit after they score.

22.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Can't the ref just go over and talk to the linesman if he needs to?

22.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Starmer, eh? I mean, due to some knowledge, I am pretty sure Antonia Romeo is going to be a complete disaster. And he didn't need to pick her.

19.02.2026 10:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(quite surprised that anyone is at all shocked at Andrew being nicked)

19.02.2026 10:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a regressive tax, basically.

17.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This stat is absurd. Probably valuing a gold at 100 times over participation levels?

Who are we trying to impress with this nonsense?

17.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poppy enforcement.

17.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Pancakes are actually from Turkey

17.02.2026 09:49 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Glasgow?

14.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you're a man called Jonny who lives near Totnes: Your baby mother (and I think ex-wife) is having very loud phone calls about what a drain you are while in a quiet carriage on a train to the west country and you absolutely have all my sympathy.

14.02.2026 10:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can never get past the malaprops making him want to fucking scream and him wondering if she even knows what that means.

13.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He sounds like loads of people. I thought of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah with Father John Misty's intonation.

(I don't like Clap Your Hands or FJM so it's no surprise that Geese are not for me)

13.02.2026 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That Harry Styles song is very good innit.

13.02.2026 10:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People who use "zionist" as an accusation should be made to define what they mean by it.

11.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0