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One Battle After Another, and the FRUSTRATING way the Black Revolutionary Character is written
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…but ENOUGH about the Past!
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The Absolute Best of The Roots/ Pippin ALBUM LISTEN!
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DO I LIE?!🧐 #musiccritics I'm callin ya ALL out!!

Like fuckin, AHH after all the time and thought I’ve given to ripping on your favorite rappers, I DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT DAMMIT!

(and like others have pointed out, guys like Danny Brown have made MUCH more abrasive sounding music, to plenty of underground acclaim; so calling a song the worst ever because, I said “oh my god” as the hook, like, really, that’s it?)

I mean shit, the people on RYM mostly just do hyperbolic over-the-top AVGN type shit that feels more like a creative writing exercise than a genuine review, but at least they’re TRYING. But just playin the song and expectin it to be self-evident, JUST cause it sounds unconventional, that’s BO-RING!

Like, ACTUALLY rip on the song, guys! Come out from behind the editing software you just typed those words on and give REASONS for why you don’t like it, dammit!

It’s really shown me just how LAZY this content is. And, hey, I get it: randos that are mad that I ripped on their favorite rapper wanna tear me down a peg too, right? But, as a content creator myself, I know how low-effort it is to JUST type “WORST SONG EVER” over a video clip you downloaded.

Ok, after seeing my songs put on all these internet slop-farm pages that just type “WORST SONG EVER” on them, I wish these people could actually describe WHY they don’t like it, ya know?
Like shit man, *I* did a better job of ripping on my OWN song than ANY of y’all!!

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and 2: there's literally rap verses in some of those Huntr/x songs, so it's not like there's NO rap verses AT ALL, there's just no song that's explicitly a rap song start-to-finish from a black American rapper, but again, that's such a limited way to think about what's considered rap/hiphop anyways.

...avoid making a declarative statement by turning said statement into a question) completely ignores that hiphop as a culture is bigger than mainstream chart spaces, so judging it's relevance by Billboard, which mostly has pop-rap in the charts anyways, is such a skewed way to frame the discourse;

Ya know what's funny is, I shared this picture before knowing about the "HIPHOP ISN'T IN THE TOP 40!" hysteria that was going around; and like, it's such alarmist internet bs, cause 1: the way it's been extrapolated, i.e. "IS HIPHOP LOSING RELEVANCE" (ya know, that journalism technique where you...

Blacula (1972) Movie Review: a TRAGIC figure, lost in the Swingin Seventies!
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