pan the sans fangirl

not a fell fan but oh my god

thinking about you

#undertale | #sans | #deltarune | #utdr

hand practices with sansy boy

#undertale | #sans | #deltarune

hi moot! welcomeee

hmmmm #dispatch #robertrobertson

edging sessions

#undertail #sans

did i design him so i could put him in this stupid outfit?? yes i did

I mean phenomaman has requested to make love to robert more than once but I think royd is pining the hardest like that man is pent up

you need my husband to be fucking the big beefy phenomaman or the bigger beefier roid?

OMG I WAS JUST WRITTING SOMETHING ABOUT TEACHING HOW TO TONGUE KISS LIKE FRIDAY SJQJSJJQJJSJSJAJ

I like tele bitching his ass because I hc as coy in a coquette cheeky bunnyboy way but not naive, I think he's like a pisces or libra rising with a scorpio venus

in my head it just falls under the tendency people have to think foods in sexual contexts are hot

even in sexual contexts you think? it ticks me off when people use it irl or to describe characters in a nonsexual context. it's typically just women and poc too, you never see a white man in a book being described as "cream colored". but I don't usually think much of it when I see it in smut.

like

detective describing murder victims with "mocha", "vanilla", "chocolate" = weird as hell

detective jorking it in their office thinking about his "mocha", "vanilla", "chocolate" colored spouse = acceptable

I think it's weird because it's a fetish sort of thing, so if you say that in contexts that are not meant to be a little saucy or only do it to poc then it's weird.

the one last breath meme but it's blood and meat flying

thousand faustão magro stare

to be fair I see this being done to white people too like milk, cream, peach, vanilla, honey, strawberry. it should be forgiveable if, and only if, you're an equal opportunity cannibalist.

can I your black lesbian daughter who's just sir mix-a-lot say brown shuga 🥺

implorando por pica 💔

y'all are dumbasses she meant That Massive Ass posting lex is clearly an ass gal

is antinous not allowed to have an upside down cock just because he's a black butch? wow

y'all for context I had just said "me leaving the chemistry block cafeteria with 30 straws shoved up my ass for my cosplay" and she said that and I was thinking "what fuck ass meme is it that lin stuff his ass with straws" but also "wow he's so cool for that I wanna be him when I grow up"

I can't believe she's petting rats rn 😭😭😭 I hate my classes I'm gonna invade hers again

we're serving

and you didn't know you were a bottom until like some months ago? 🤔🧐

me when I stitch up my creation with the thickest veiny cock and the most massive maletits and arms and thighs for... no particular reason at all...

noooooo

I think you can take nearly every emoji and give it a sexual subtext like

☺️ > cuddlefucking
😑 > hard dom trying to stay cool
😖 > railing makes you silly
😰 > omfg they're gonna kill me
😄 >perverted freak