I forgot about this thing lol

Hey Arizona (and everyone else) meet Jonathan Nez

April is SA awareness month, and I just want everyone to know I’m aware of my SA and I hope he’s having a horrible life

Uhmmmmm yeah.

me: I spent hours researching something for my book

friend: oh wow, that must mean it's pretty important to the story.

me:
friend: it's important to the story... right?

“i was born in the wrong era” not me. i love reading 100k words of yearning on ao3 and talking to gay people online.

got one of those "just talk about books nobody wants to hear your politics" dms. buddy i am not on these apps bc i think people want to hear from me. i am here bc a witch cursed my family line long ago and now none of us can shut the fuck up

Well said, Pete Buttigieg

Saw this on Reddit the other day and i keep looking at it for some reason

How’s my drip?

Please stop referring to Anita Bryant as a "crusader." She wasn't a crusader, she was a mean-spirited bigot.

When you're too stupid to get the joke.

this is a cow

That's me. I'm a crow.

New government, new platform, I guess?

there is nothing cats love more than sitting on the thing you are looking for

Take comfort that someone somewhere will be keeping a quiet pockebook of all the criming that’s going to get crimed over the next four years. And one day, in the distant future, it’s going to catch up with them.

I have been writing the same work in progress for almost a year now I am distraught like girl just pick up the laptop

Graffiti which reads "If my life was a book it would be written in your handwriting". It is on red paint, which has dripped, looking a little like blood, on a white background. A cartoon of Homer Simpson in the same paint is to the bottom right.

I think this is meant to be cute, but the way the red paint has dripped makes it look like a threat...

(From the Telfer Underpass, Dalry, Edinburgh)

PSA ... we've upgraded the security system in the home library ...

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.

is there any science behind why holding my cats paw makes me so happy

Yeah same 😂

Raccoon

Good night

cat: *unresponsive*

bartender: get this catatonic