Emerald May (Southeast Michigan based PROvider & PROfessional)

Everytime I’m done with a sexting sesh, not only am I like…damn I’m really good at that stuff. I’m also like wait why the heck was I so into that like 🥵💦 literally….just an interesting observation about myself.

💛 hi

For the ones that know I have stupid, inconvenient availability Mondays through Thursdays for the most part, I am just hanging out and available much earlier than usual. Shoot me a text 💖

Ok I might make Minneapolis my home away from home. It’s just like home but….better (:

Okayyyy September. Hi

Genuinely though,why would anyone choose to have read receipts on? That’s kind of fucked up if you think about it.

Hell yeah. I know I’ve stumbled upon a few, googling it lol. I’ll check this out

I would LOVE to meet the 1 or 2/400 that may have

That is not a rhetorical question. Lmao. I must know.

Man I thought you meant Echo for a sec there. I was like howwww did anyone get past level 2???!!

It’s definitely finally dog walking weather

Life is cute

Oh my goodness! Who did this?!!! Thank you!! So much. It’s a perfect array. I love you, mystery person! lol

Driving back and forth from Detroit to Toledo is working out well so far (: instead of just staying there multiple nights in a row, I’ve gotten to accommodate my people here and some new friends there! And take care of my dog recovering from an injury. I’m glad this worked out. I love you guys!

Haven’t wished yall happy hump day in a while so here (:

Gosh I’m such a mom…or a healthcare provider…or…ok maybe it’s normal womanly instinct ways. I just hope it isn’t annoying that I care for “clients” I see more than just what they come to see me for. I’m sure we all do. Right? This was just a funny thought to think back on.

Ooooo thank you!

Visa and Mastercard released their public statements on censorship!

Visa and Mastercard are pretending they don't make any judgments on legal purchases, but Collective Shout CLEARLY told us they successfully pressured payment processors.

KEEP CALLING! IT'S WORKING!

If these sex dreams don’t stop, I’ll either have to…sleep more or worse…get house dick…I mean….date. lol 😅

RIP Ozzy 🖤

Available for early morning before you go to work today (;;; finally!! I hope one of you lovlies sees this. 💖

Don’t forget! Everyone in US eastern time zone!

Thank goodness for regulars. I was almost hyperventilating after my last appt, knowing that wasn’t enough for my dog’s vet bill. I’d literally fucking die. We’re almost to what’s needed. Fuck help me just breathe. Whew.

All that’s missing is ⛳️🏌️‍♀️
And maybe the cranberry juice, but I wanted to try it without.

Tashi Kyekhar Tashi Delek* preferred but yesss! Maybe I should keep it simple since I greet my dog daily with “Tashi Delek!!”

Regarding my last post/adding to it~ keeping my rates down for now bc I’ve met amazing people at these rates that I am so very glad I did. It’s partially to rid of the nonsense inquiry fatigue. I must prioritize my mental heath and my life so I can be the best, fully attentive, happy provider I am💖

I’m raising my rates by August. Maybe before that. But if you’ve seen me more than 4 times, please take note at the lowered rates. Those are yours. You’re grandfathered in and I want you to be. Making sure I’m letting the good ones know! Somehow or another. 💖thank you for existing!

It’s my puppy boys birthday 🩵
that’s worth a post. Ok bye

Ready or not 🫦