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Kristen Hanley Cardozo

@khandozo.bsky.social

Last name is two words, one name: Hanley Cardozo. I teach writing and literature and study Victorian brutes. My views do not represent those of my employer. Website: khandozo.com

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I’ve been badly wanting to try one of those

09.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dislike so many books that I would also say are incredibly well written! I hated One Hundred Years of Solitude! That’s on me! And sometimes I reread a book I disliked and oop, I like it now!

09.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m only X post-facto, but I think one factor is a more limited TV diet than later plus early internet culture. The Boomers largely weren’t getting online en masse when we were.

08.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!

08.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops, sorry, "hundreds of millions of dollars"

08.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, telling queer children that their existence is unspeakable seems pretty likely to lead to thousands of dollars of therapy.

08.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, like literally anything can scare or upset a child, and while ideally people will strive to be age appropriate, you cannot control for what might be brought up in therapy! But there's nothing about queer people existing that is inappropriate for children!!!!

08.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom was traumatized by the dancing mushrooms in Fantasia and had regular nightmares about them as a kid and they didn’t cut them in case that might happen. And dancing mushrooms seems about as chill as β€œgay people exist.”

08.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mrs Henry Wood’s Wario

08.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHey, gay kids! Your existence will force people into therapy! So maybe cram it way way down inside and stop troubling people with your problematic presence? Good talk. This movie is for kids!”

08.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elizabeth Gaskell; she apparently didn’t like being treated as though she didn’t have a first name. Can’t personally confirm but I remember hearing it.

08.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Gaskell scholar at a conference I attended said that she didn’t like being called Mrs Gaskell and yet it’s continued even to this day! Impressive!

08.03.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a book from the sixties where a male scholar compiled ghost stories by Victorian female authors and his introduction to her is something like β€œMrs Gaskell was so pretty and married she didn’t even NEED to write but she did!”

07.03.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Flatland (1965)
YouTube video by A/V Geeks 16mm Films Flatland (1965)

Anyway, they (Eric Martin directed, but you can also see the influence of John Hubley) made a delightful animated version in 1965 and it’s narrated by Dudley Moore.

07.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally finished Flatland! (It’s short, but I lost the book, which delayed me.) I loved it but was also hindered by the fact that I’m better at algebra than geometry.

07.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That period when all you had to do was literally cosplay as someone they’d already funded and they’d be like β€œthere’s something about this person dressed as Steve Jobs/Mark Zuckerberg/Bill Gates that I like…”

07.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyday we are getting closer to rebuild our lives after Gaza gencide. Every dollar is part of rebuilding our lives and all your donations appreciated. I really appreciate every share

07.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I was at a protest a few weeks ago and there was a woman wearing a β€œthis is my second rodeo” shirt and I was awed

07.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so cool! Yogurt is genuinely super interesting and I’m glad there’s a new yogurt PhD out there.

07.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing

07.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our system is designed around punishment rather than prevention and accountability, but even an ideal system wouldn’t stop at β€œshe’s not doing that exact job anymore so it’s fine”

07.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTorture murderer fired from job at RadioShack, but victim’s relatives still demand a β€˜reckoning.’”

07.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best case scenario is that when (really if) you see a real doctor you can provide them with slightly better clues. A chatbot cannot prescribe antibiotics or get you into a treatment program.

07.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, let’s say you do find the correct answer via Google or a chatbot. So? You still need treatment and no doctor is going to accept that as a diagnosis.

07.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a bunch of balloons are flying in the sky . Alt: a bunch of balloons are flying in the sky .

Happy birthday!

07.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And people said the same shit about Google but there’s a reason we don’t have people flip through a medical book to find symptoms that sound right

07.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI research:

Researcher: Claude, please eat ten hamburgers.

Claude: Done! I have eaten ten hamburgers. The first two were delicious, but after that I began to experience bloating and the meat sweats.

Headline: Anthropic Says Claude has "A Fully Developed Digestive System"

07.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1333    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

Goddammit typos

07.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yogurt’s evil opposite!

07.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0