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Kristen Hanley Cardozo

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Last name is two words, one name: Hanley Cardozo. I teach writing and literature and study Victorian brutes. My views do not represent those of my employer. Website: khandozo.com

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a woman with glasses is standing in front of a sink with the words bake off argentina on the bottom left Alt: a woman with glasses is standing in front of a sink and kisses her fingers then points skyward
05.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5517    πŸ” 1521    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 72

I love it so much even though I want Claudio to die

05.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then, the capper. YEARS later, I’m with my parents at a party at the same house. Richard is there. He comes up and asks me how the play went. He remembered! I was blown away. I will never forget the gifts he gave me in just being a kind, knowledgeable adult who treated me like a peer.

05.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was only after I went home that I found out Richard was Bull from Night Court. Richard Moll. He was between seasons and didn’t look the part at all. He was so kind and patient!

05.03.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And so we talked and he genuinely taught me how to hear the language and understand it as something beautiful that could be spoken naturally. He made it real and vital. Lovely man. I went back and really learned and listened. I can still recite one of Puck’s speeches because I fell in love with it.

05.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I said sure and then did not talk to Richard because I was not going to initiate conversation with a strange adult. But while I was up in a tree in the backyard Richard came over and said he heard I was in a Shakespeare play.

05.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A story on Midsummer: the only parts open to children were fairies, so I was a fairy (Moth, I think) and had very few lines. During the production, I went to a party at my parents’ friend’s house and they were like β€œYou should talk to Richard! He’s done Shakespeare.”

05.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Much Ado About Nothing, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (I was in a production in 7th grade and it’s how I learned to listen to the language), Macbeth

05.03.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a great essay!

05.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve taught that essay before and my students really liked it. β™₯️

05.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not going to watch True Blood, but I will believe you

05.03.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lolsob 🫠

05.03.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m quite pleased by it

05.03.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t remember if I had seen him in anything prior to Murderbot, but he’s perfect in that role

05.03.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone is fighting a battle you can't see because you are the only one without cool invisible wizard powers

04.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Exactly.

04.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved Shields when I was at Davis. And on therapy dog days, I heard from undergrads that there was always a wait because so many students attended. What a lovely article!

04.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Hot guys who are willing to look stupid are like ten times hotter for it. Grant was constantly throwing his body on the ground in silly ways without breaking character or winking at the camera to show that he's actually too good for this.

04.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get so excited when people recommend Trollope

03.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Alt text is chef's kiss

03.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are consistently one of the most prophetic people I follow, so I believe you.

03.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you start typing "how long until Miami," the first autofill is "is underwater"

03.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In high school I mostly disliked English classes and whether I enjoyed them depended very much on whether I liked the books we were reading. But at the college level, so much of my pleasure was about the analysis.

03.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A thing I love about it, too, that a lot of people do not, is that it gives me pleasure that is no longer dependent on whether I liked a given text. I've had a great time thinking and writing about texts I resolutely disliked.

03.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And to be momentarily sincere, the idea that grief needs curing is the entirety of the problem.

03.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can Ai 'cure' grief? Can my potato read Shakespeare? Can a cat eat a space station? Can I have your money?

03.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

After thinking on this a bit, Red Harvest is comparatively short.

03.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is true. I'm trying to think of more recent texts that struck me as being about capitalism, but my bias is obviously toward the doorstops.

03.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Way We Live Now
North and South and/or Mary Barton
Our Mutual Friend

03.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0