LeJoosh 🔮Witches Road Version🔮

I feel like a #leather photo shoot soon

#Redone was a great #ChristmasMovie and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t

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The first frigid winds of Florida winter have touched meh soul!!!!

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At this point… threads is the only social media I can open in public, and I dunno how this happened

The line was not held, the #holigays have cum to 2025 early. I’ve started playing Christmas music… for the serotonin

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Holy Pug!!! Have Tuesdays always been like this?!?! #officelife

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I’m holding space for #Spookyszn buy the gifts for #christmas2025 have started arriving and…

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Woke up to find my #digimon tamagotchi had expired in the middle of the night 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ I’d have been a terrible mother…

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Wait!!! I still man this account, the ship isn’t sinking!!!

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I can already sense it #overthegardenwall is gonna WRECK meh gay ass…

vintage porn is basically the hieroglyphics of modern gay culture. lots of history that would probably be lost if it hadn't been attached to smut (movies, magazines, photos you name it). part of why it irks me so much when ppl get prudish about pride, sex scenes, etc. it's like baby that's culture!

artist Tom of Finland
#gay #gayart

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Could really go fur sum #practicalmagic and Mexican hot choccy bout meow

No one can tell right now, but my underwear is so far up my ass; I can taste the cotton

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A weird number of apps and softwares are set up to work with LinkedIn! Of all things…

I am jus now, at this point in my 34 years. Realizing…. Y’ALL WERE NOT FUCKIN KIDDIN BOUT MONDAYS!

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Guess who got their 2025 Moneybowl together just before the third week of January!

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learning to iron a kilt wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, yet here i am...

I finally get to use my film degree… as an executive assistant, but still!

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Was anyone gonna tell me Trixie Mattel put out a FIRE! Country album or was I supposed to find out on my own?!?!

Am I gonna have to make a Sep acct for my slooty is?!?!

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It’s pajama day in the office, and guess who’s one of only two wearing jammies…

I am 🤏 close to becoming thirsty on main, and imma all y’all to be ready for that

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Oh sweet goddess they’re called skeets…

Babes! in the Bluesky, we all fam

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I’m not “randomly laughing aloud” I’m responding to something in the constant media stream of my brain

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It’s 2024!!! Mute ya self on call!!!

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Well… it looks like the office goes HARD with the Christmas decorations. Noted 📝

If the irony of the McDonalds employees claim to the tip money getting dented isn’t the kinda irony that proves a higher power for ya 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️