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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

Because you're fucking stupid that's why

As if anyone reads this shit. If they do they never reply. Lol.

Why do I even bother

I regret everything

I can't fucking deal with work today. Thankfully we get out in about 1-3 hours but I don't get Monday or Tuesday off. I'm stressed to fuck and have no outlets for it right now.

And a forced reinspection of my apartment Tuesday. For bullshit reasons. I seriously can't deal with any of this

I'm sure you will be...working very hard

Well now, would you look at that?

A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of severe disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.

So tired of being supportive to those that don't support back but this shit is pathological. I can't help but do it if I can. I can't turn off the empathy. But it's exhausting.

And I'm already exhausted and burnt out

Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.

BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.

“SO HAPPY!” the defense attorney exclaims upon exiting the courtroom. “I hope you are happy too,” she says to the media liaison for the court, who replies, “Well, I’m the media liaison for the court.”

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

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I know what you mean, mine can fuck with my head a little. The same thing happens when the next to acoustic foam. Anachoic chambers are super creepy in abandoned places (and they're graffiti free?).

I wouldn't need them if I didn't sit 10' from a conference table, not sure how normies do it

My dad is crashing out hard

the word "taqqiya" hits my ears like the voice of my third grade homeroom teacher. something from the deep past. an echo of memories long in the dust. a single tear slides down my cheek.

Really just high-quality people

Border Patrol agent 'bragged' about shooting woman in Brighton Park, defense attorney says Testimony from the agent who shot a woman multiple times in an immigration enforcement action revealed how he touted his marksmanship in leaving seven wounds despite firing five bullets. He later text...

A Border Patrol agent who shot a woman five times on Chicago’s Southwest Side later bragged about his shooting skills to friends:

“I’m up for another round of ‘f--- around and find out.’”

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Gonna fucking lose it. Tesla is converting their night shift to days which means horrible traffic is gonna get worse.

And management accused me of having "excessive trash" on my patio? Rofl, define that first you dumb fucks.

Just, tired. And feeling unloved. But that's not unusual.

@rileykit.bsky.social soon

Rofl, I'm also playing chicken with the universe as it delivers my punishments. Sometimes I win, sometimes I don't. When I don't, it's usually good for a lot of stories!

You're keeping a positive attitude, which is good. I feel like being able to joke about hard topics is often their only upside

The digitizer can be unplugged from the motherboard. Probably. Usually is its own cable but I've heard of screens coming as a monolithic unit in limited cases but it's like the latest iPhone and not a Note 4.

Worth a shot. Unless you hate it. Plenty can break but hey "broken" can be asymptote

Whatchuget

And finally, time to go home.

Fuck. I hate the fact I dread the drive home from this place. If I made $100k? Rofl sure

Theres some headphones on sale I really want to get so would really appreciate some sales on this ^_^

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.

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In 99% of cases the death of a person is a tragedy. People are generally more complicated than we give them credit and most people are a mix of good and bad.

But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.

*things went very well and I got a lot done today. This calls for blueberries

There. Fixed it for you.