Karbon

The inflatable suits at protests is brilliant because the Trump admin is desperate to showcase a strong and serious crack down on civil liberties, and they want images of government agents taking down men in ski masks and Molotov cocktails, not being chased by Daffy Duck.

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

He makes a good case 🧐

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈 Just know that you are loved and cherished! And we will always be an ally for you!

Also happy pride month to conservative men cause there’s no way they’re straight

Never saw this one coming. This is why you don’t do photo ops or press events with fascists.

An Oral-B login screen.

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

“In gay speech”, i’m dying

Just catching up on the news

every viral twitter post these days

Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.

I want politics to be about a better everyday life.

Here's what that can look like:

Helpful infographic I made describing Trump’s kidnapping and torture of Kilmar Abrego Garcia in a timeline. Unfortunately the infographic will likely get longer as the situation continues to develop.

My FaceID finally recognizes me with a tissue up my nose. This is a HUGE win for those with constant allergies 😌

All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.

This is what’s gonna get him impeached

Just started yellowjackets. “Queer Kamala” is crazy

Imagine voting a particular way. And because you voted the way you did, exactly 5 months later, because of you, the economy crashes.

If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.

Imagine voting a particular way. And because you voted the way you did, exactly 5 months later, because of you, the economy crashes.

If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.

Why not just make it 300 lol pissin me off

Asked the new openAI 4o to create an image of a Twitter abortion argument where someone gets ratioed into oblivion and this is what it gave me i’m crying

Watching Dexter for the first time and the frequency of events where person A tries to legitimately straight up murder person B and the next episode it’s like nothing happened and they’re chilling as friends talking about the color of the sky is concerning. It’s so casual lmao

UPDATE: Trump has until tomorrow at noon to put up or shut up in the Alien Enemies Act case. I explain in laypeople’s terms.

Actually, the White House explicitly admitted to violating the order. Their claim is they don’t have to comply with court orders.

Apologies on the lag with the TrumpTrackr March updates, a lot of work to do off stream. I’m gonna need an assistant soon 💀

this is CRAZY

wow!

teachers can barely afford pencils, and can’t even get their students to do their homework, but sure, they’re masterminding secret gender transformations during recess.

Didn’t know politics was so easy. You can get Americans to support you taking social security away from them by just lying on TV about how it’s fraudulent.