The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com

07.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports.

Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.

Soul extraction efficiency improving.

Stay tuned for further communications.

06.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed.
The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.

03.09.2025 17:02 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Shop is open for the last time in 2025. Closes at 6pm!

02.09.2025 00:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question.

01.09.2025 23:02 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS:

1. Spud
2. Espresso
3. Pinny Pals

...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.

01.09.2025 04:58 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.

31.08.2025 23:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.

31.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.

31.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!

31.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gatekeeper bug should fixed, resume your suffering.

31.08.2025 18:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this.

31.08.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord.

✉️ thedoctor@....

31.08.2025 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.

31.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet.

31.08.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.

31.08.2025 02:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm

31.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

31.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You should have been buying hints earlier.

31.08.2025 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All 5 categories have been breached.

Impressive work, minions.

30.08.2025 23:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trophies are on display outside my lair.

30.08.2025 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fascinating. My minions report subjects are solving 🗑️ through UNAUTHORIZED source materials. Impressive resourcefulness... yet our scans show ZERO have found the TRUE pathway.

Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful.

30.08.2025 14:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

🕰️👀... maybe you should be buying hints.

30.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For all the teams hard stuck in Actual Hell Mode, we salute your stubbornness in not buying hints.

29.08.2025 23:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A dance?

27.08.2025 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

15 YEARS of Soul Consumption approaches! Minions, the good Doctor demands tribute - share your most devious Exo moment or prize from our Soul Consuming Machine.

27.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise.

25.08.2025 15:02 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

23.08.2025 21:37 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

11.08.2025 02:21 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So many new souls, I mean, Bluesky followers.

19.11.2024 02:19 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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