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Is this bottle empty?

03.03.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t play the left handed Connor Murphy with the right handed Darnell Nurse.

02.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh they won’t even try that. It’d be insane.

02.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a bad trade to me. Can you imagine a Nurse-Murphy pairing? The end boards wept.

02.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone's waiting on Edmonton's annual regular season rally.

What if it doesn't come?

www.tsn.ca/nhl/article/...

02.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha. Ok.

01.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ball don’t lie

01.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

VAR reviews that for handball and says arms are in a natural position - both wrapped around the shoulders of another player?

01.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Link up play looks like they haven’t played together before. Kind of jobbed on the 1st goal and then the 2nd was one I’m not sure Iwobi could hit again.

01.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously the greater good (relegating West Ham) needs a result for Forest today, but also Spurs at this point.

01.03.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bury that sucker. Might not even show up in the standings at the end of the year.

01.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely dripping with Leafs vibes here.

28.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner

28.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2671    πŸ” 481    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 14
With 5 points in his last games, Matt Savoie is on fire!
With 5 points in his last games, Matt Savoie is on fire!

With 5 points in his last games, Matt Savoie is on fire!

28.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like he could use a vacation. for more information on where stan bowman likes to take trips, Google "stan bowman beach"

26.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha

26.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fart sounds from Theodore this period.

22.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, Barzal is just the one point in front.

21.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Check the 5v5 points. They’re all well in front of him. Including Bedard missing time.

21.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. That was an amazing game.

21.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t even know he was back yet. Did he come back right after the holiday break?

21.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bedard, Scheifele, and maybe even Barzal.

21.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

American sports have become this weird paradox where the only acceptable result in leagues with 30-plus teams is "championship" while at the same time ownership groups have never cared less about winning. Their ultimate goal is real estate appreciation. Something's got to give

19.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

Alberta has a massive governance problem. They’re going to choose scapegoats before they look in the mirror.

18.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MLB’s competition problem seems to be accelerating.

18.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like there have been a lot in that category. Like even Catherine O’Hara did pretty damn well at 71. Maybe a little early by today’s standards but that was also 71 years at a high standard of living.

16.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to use detectors before realizing they are also basically LLMs and hallucinate answers just like any other LLM

16.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1946    πŸ” 621    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

Completely agree.

16.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What does O’Reilly have left? Seems like quite a bit. Hard matched McDavid in Nashville in January.

16.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One other thing - VAR has conditioned people to whine about that Abraham goal, but I think that should be a goal and once upon a time it would have been.

14.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0