Celeste ✨🌙

"I have seen things in this world which would make Isaac Newton climb back into his mother's womb!"

No context, no spoilers, but holy shit what a quote 😂

say Beetlejuice 3 times and this shows up where you’re at

dumbass thinks if he’s condescending then he’ll come across as intelligent

when the system is specifically designed to keep the average american from accumulating wealth it’s not their fault. you are either ignorant or one of evil elites that perpetuates this system. you choose.

as someone that works in finance i’m not talking about myself. if you re-read what i said maybe you’ll understand the intent. the irony of getting this kind of reply from a CTO of a company that sells software to financial advisors is honestly a joke that writes itself.

sex is cool but have you ever stayed up late and drunkenly talked with your partner about how to the average (read not wealthy) american, the stock market is the same level of gambling as going to a casino and the system is inherently designed to only make the wealthy even moreso

i… i think my orange is flirting with me

aww you’d be so ferocious 😇

don’t mind the bite marks, you can add more! 💋

text that reads “might miss you barely baby!! at [blank] now finishing up!! love you!! have a good time be safe!! suck his dick!! dance on a table!! get pregnant!!”

my wife does a great job at hyping me up for a date

“you’re telling me the CEO of United Healthcare got assassinated yesterday and you’re explain to me what a Hawk Coin is? take me out back and shoot me.”

got some Jinx inspired nails 😜 #Arcane

desperately wanting to top someone hot rn

when ya girl throws a Friendsgiving, she does it right 😌

a thanksgiving treat to all of you. 😘

i looked really cute last night. shower me in compliments!

accidentally left all my hair products at my girlfriend’s house and that’s 45 minutes away and i have a first date tonight 🙃

my waist would be a perfect place to put your hands. ya know, just sayin

having a partner that will listen to your biggest, scariest insecurities and treat them with love and respect even when they cause friction with their own insecurities and know that you are doing the same for them is truly an irreplaceable thing.

what an insanely good year for music. Bring Me the Horizon, Linkin Park, Charli xcx, Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, and so many more just had absolutely killer albums this year.

so i almost never smoke weed because it hits me so hard, but i recently found these 1mg edibles and it’s so nice to finally get only a little high and enjoy it!

i mean, i’ll play on pc. i usually play stuff like CoD on console, but i feel like Val wouldn’t feel great on a controller?

okay so i know this is a shot in the dark, but does anyone hear play Valorant? i want to get into it so badly and i watch it played a lot, but i don’t wanna play by myself!

i know i’m like years late on this, but Arcane seriously has no right to be this good. just finished season 1 and i’m awe of this story. like damn.

*me being uncomfortably optimistic about the next 4 years*

ha ha at least we’ll probably get some good horror movies from all this civil unrest

finally watched the first episode of Arcane and immediately hooked. i’ve needed something new to watch so badly

messy bathroom mirror selfie

happy to help! 💖

thank you mandy! 🥰 i love the color of them

i had a good time at least 🤭