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Bespoke coughs and artisanal tummy aches. Formetopoupon on Twitter and poupon on Tumblr.

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The protagonists look like they just fed every Nomura design into an AI and asked it to give them the most middle of the road looking characters ever, and then there's this guy. They were saving up their design juice for the bad guys

01.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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World of middle management

01.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aside from the lavish animation, this game has the best villain designs I've seen from the series in a while. Fucking Jafar-ass golden ram head-ass poet laureate.

01.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also making Maxima, The Minder of the Evil Twink, the focus of a spin off game is a bold and incomprehensible move. When does he show up

01.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

anyone know why world of final fantasy Maxima is so fucking well mo-capped and animated
Who budgeted this

01.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ok so Browt's evolution is
Valefor?
Valefollicle?

01.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been drinking the good potions

01.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry you can't be like me and have exclusive early access to yellow eyebrow bird

01.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WAIT A FUCK THE MINUTE

...browt?

01.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*umpire voice*: YOUUUUUUUU'RE BROWT!!!!!!!

28.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fukkin bad lung day though. Not gonna be good for much tomorrow

28.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PomBonét Ramsey

28.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Browt

28.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would date a mermaid I have to admit but like maybe grass wants to be the sexy one every once and again

28.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sexy circus seals in YOUR AREA waiting for your pokeballs

28.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is water the sexy one always

27.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Browt

27.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe it's pronounced like soupçon

27.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A little long and on the harder to pronounce side but so is Grenninja or whatever

27.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmm how can we turn ptarmigan into a plant or fighting pun. Then I'll have all the speculative names I need to make a full evolution

Ptarmiggedon?

27.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sorry it just sounds like a typo the group chat would get your ass for

Love it

Browt

27.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Browt

27.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

And it's gonna be PISSED

27.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's gonna be an evolution named Brawowl calling it now

27.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Browt

27.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 12634    🔁 4754    💬 34    📌 34

Now, I have a very soft spot for Friends of Friendless Churches but I must object here.

"Sagging, deflected, and perilously close to collapse" is actually the title of my sex tape.

27.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Day 29 of FCUK FORGOT THE TAXES

27.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it is Consume Media About The Borgia Time

27.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0