Mrs. Joe's Last Nerve

ECUADOR?

"Why is it that the young are never grateful?" This moral mystery seemed too much for the company until Mr. Hubble tersely solved it by saying, "Naterally wicious."

LOL, tiny Pip is the least "wicious" creature ever. 🍰

"Mrs. Joe was a very clean housekeeper, but had an exquisite art of making her cleanliness more uncomfortable and unacceptable than dirt itself." 🍰

Interesting how we find out rather besides the point, on page 10, that it's Christmas Eve. 🍰

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"The Back Focus" took a detailed look at the magnificently multifaceted comedic career of the late, great Catherine O'Hara. laughingsquid.com/catherine-oh...

Republican Sen. Thom Tillis didn’t let Noem’s puppy-killer confession slide. He told her flat out: you killed that dog because YOU didn’t put in the time to train it — and called it a leadership failure. And the goat? “You’re a farmer. You castrate it."

22 years ago today, “Hallelujah” live at The Fillmore West in San Francisco.

Marco probably thinks it's FEMA's job

Peacekeeping

A screenshot of an article header from The Atlantic's "Ideas" section. The title reads "IN DEFENSE OF EFFEMINATE GAY BOYS" in large, serif capital letters. Below it, a subheader in a smaller font says, "If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded." The byline at the bottom identifies the author as Ben Appel.

Babe, wake up. The Atlantic is doing the "they're transing the gays" conspiracy theory.

Keep hearing one in my backyard (per Merlin) but can't see him

Those were all quite nice

I know! He's tiny. Barely there.

Never before has a rash filled a nation with so much hope.

💥🧵💥

At the beginning!

credit sequence from The Wild, Wild West

Deep cut

"I am one of the Presidents in the history of our Country"

They all get invited sweetie

Joining a pasta based commune

Hey, y’all, my essay on The Man Who Wasn’t There for the Criterion Collection is here. To quote S. 2 of Slings & Arrows: Am I bragging? Yes.

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And v large reptiles

Murder Tiny!

Altered photo of a man's red neck

Oh my god, he's got the MARKWAYNE!

I'd just tweeted about me using the dog's bougie non itch cream on my bug bite.

it bears repeating that the Texas Supreme Court ruled that AG opinions such as these do not constitute nor overrule law. the 2023 gender affirming care ban *does not* outlaw mental health servces for children with gender dysphoria. as of now ken paxton's legal opinions of are just that: opinions

Oily-haired youth with one hand held up to his ear

Barron's secret service name?
Dillweed

I'm also not sure about the "need help? call the state department" fine print

Don't think I didn't think about putting it on the cat just to freak him out... alas, I have ethics. And the cat's already bit me once this year.

Close up photo of rash on an aging man's wattle

In the eternal Yeah, There's a John Prine Lyric for That collection
🎼The roadies got the rabies and the scabies and the flu / They was low on morale but they was high on...🎵