Fandom Grandma (Djinn)

a man with dreadlocks and a beard is making a funny face while wearing a white tank top . ALT: a man with dreadlocks and a beard is making a funny face while wearing a white tank top .

OMG UTI WTF

So is all scared like "Uhh ... is that ... okay?"

Rd: "... why wouldn't it be?"

**awkward silence**

Or like, the phone rings mid-fuck but it's Rude's dedicated ring tone so Reno just immediately is like, "Hang on, let's put a pin in this, I gotta get this call."

Rude runs into the SO in elevator, and is like " ... you're sleeping with Reno."

"... Yes?"

"It wasn't a question."

Like, they're cuddling in bed, and Reno's scrolling through his phone. SO asks what he's looking at, and Reno shows him that Rude has texted him a picture of himself getting sucked off.

"What?? It's work related--he's doing recon on Don Corneo."

I think it might be fin to write an outsider POV fic of someone who's dating Reno, and their gradual understanding of how completely enmeshed and codependent he and Rude are 9even if they aren't sleeping together.

... it could actually be really cute though if Reno's only able to get in because he knows more about Rude than anyone else in Rude's life.

"How the hell do you know my first pet's name?"

"I mean the tag on him in the photo on your mantle said Poko soooo ..."

The REALLY funny thing to do would be to have Reno answer his secret verification questions. 😊

At the risk of being very boring and real, 2 factor authentication is more common in real life. So if Reno knows his phone password and his phone is his second factor authentication it would be easy as pie to get into his reports

but you generally cannot be compelled to TELL them a passcode, even with a warrant.

None of the Turks would have any kind of unlock that could be operated while they were unconscious--so no fingerprints, no face recognition. Voice recognition also unlikely.

I also don't have it on MY phone--police can unlock your phone with a fingerprint or facescan

CHEEKBONES

Adrenaline response: Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, or fuck.

... suddenly had a random Zack/Reno fic idea and am obsessed with it but am worried about making the ages work. Why did Square have to make everyone child soldiers for fucks sake.

High precision electric trimmer (changeable heads for facial hair and ... body hair)

12-step Korean skin care regimen (for his scalp)

(under the counter) three bottles each of Reno's shampoo and conditioner "just in case" he stays over.

Do you have to have had a strong sense of self while alive? Or is it an unfinished business kind of thing? And if the identity persists, can it be reborn in total? Is that reincarnation, or possession?

Let's discuss! 😊

Like, someone gets your love of pomegranates and pop music, someone else gets your sense of morality, but you are still gone.

If identities CAN persist in the lifestream (which is implied) who gets to? Do you have to have Cetra blood? Do you have to have previous exposure to mako?

What are everyone's though re: reincarnation in the FF7 universe?

Is the lifestream just energy, like the 'electricity' that runs a body, and the personality dies with them? Is it the soul, but the soul fractures on death, and the fragments are redistributed?

Too bad you can't attach sound files on bsky, I too have a deeply sexy voice 😏

Literally this image grabbed me and wouldn't let go. I wrote this in like an hour.

"Well, hell, it always is the ones you least expect," the man cackled. "Yeah, I'm Reno. Gotta tell you, pal, ain't get a lot of folks interested in what you're interested in."

(A PWP about body modification.)
archiveofourown.org/works/73407336

Cheap salty non-perishable shit is Reno's comfort food--no yeah that tracks.

He probably buys Maruchan ramen by the case.

Why does Rude own Spam?? Why does anyone who is not from Hawaii or WWII own Spam?????

... picture, if you will, Alpha Aerith, Beta Tifa and Omega Cloud as a triad.

Rube with red stains under his fingernails, and only Tseng and Elena know that it ISN'T blood, since blood turns brown.

Counter ... pathetic alpha rude knotting in his own pants while being dry humped by his dommy alpha partner, Reno.

There are two writers inside me:

One wants to write the bloodiest, darkest, most violent darkfic in existence.

The other wants to write a fic about my OTP adopting a puppy.

Reno keeps himself extremely well groomed but occasionally he will also, with no warning, do things like shave a strip right in the center of his bush or carefully tie ribbons in it just to see Rude's completely unimpressed look when he goes down on him.

I like to think think he's the kind that likes the aesthetic of smooth junk but also doesn't care enough about it to maintain, resulting in him frantically shaving in the shower on date night because he's realized his package looks like it has mange.

I honestly really like the idea that it's literally just for image. That he seriously only wears them because it's part of his LOOK. I like to think Rude is actually very concerned with what he projects to the world (see totally unnecessarily jumping out of the copter instead of rappelling.)