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the year is 2050. you ask AI how to wear a suit. the computer spits out info framed as objective facts, even though these are totally made up rules invented by an asian guy in 2025 while he was sitting on a toilet

the number of the beast is 666

ME: [existing]

DOCTOR: [getting ready to spin the wheel that says "Lose Weight," "Have a Baby" & "It's Just Anxiety"]

ME: I think my toe is broken

DOCTOR: Have you been feeling anxious lately?

#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv

AMCsAnneRice via IG: “Rock the latest merch from #TheVampireLestat”.

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#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky

Louis and Lestat music box, by sapsydnie.

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Good question

We're 5 months into January but we can now confidently say that there is only 1 day left! It's been a long one but you did it! We did it and we're almost there.

People might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of, or because of, his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn't so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. —David Lynch

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.

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RIP David Lynch

incredibly real

THERAPIST: You need more friends

ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week

THERAPIST: ...

ME: ...

THERAPIST: ... So all of these-

ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys

i know we’re back to skinny culture bc im watching the netflix movie where the male love interest is a snowman come to life and they cast a man with like 5% body fat instead of a guy with a dad bod and round tum like SNOWMEN are supposed to have

POV they've seen your ao3 history

sorbet

blessing this app with the gay royalty 🙂‍↕️

please don't go please don't go i love you so i love you so #iwtv #devilsminion #iwtvfanart #armandaniel

for my first actual post on here i just want to say it’s wild they actually made tomgreg canon in the end!!! like they did that!!!

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

watching
#devilsminion #iwtv